TOP TEN REASONS WHY LEE PRIEST WAS FIRED
1. Forgot to put toilet seat down when leaving MD bathroom.
2. Ronnie Rockell agrees to dye hair blonde, get tattoos and do MD column for free.
3. Lee's winning racing titles of 2004 'Hot Rod King' and 2005 'Drag Queen of the Year' misconstrued by MD staff.
4. Lack of felony convictions resulted in loss of credibility at MD staff meetings.
5. Planet Fitness purchase of MD resulted in Lee's expulsion due to new "No Griping" rule.
6. New tattoo of MD Editor getting humped by a Pitbull on Lee's right shoulder deemed "inappropriate".
7. After years of research, MD scientists discover that 'McCutcheon' is not an Italian surname.
8. Alleged gay sex romp video of Lee and MD Editor Steve Blechman discovered to be "missing from vault" after recent Lee visit.
9. John "The Don" Romano finally calls in "favor" and makes "offer Steve can't refuse".
10. Steve Blechman always more of a 'Wonder Woman' fan.
Special "A Rabbi, a Priest, and Michael Jackson walk into a Bar" Ed
