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xxxLinda

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i need to see a funny joke
« on: December 02, 2006, 04:53:59 PM »
But I can't tell them.

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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2006, 05:24:40 PM »
ok did ya hear the one about the upside down dyed blonde girl?  Her breath smelt funny.
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2006, 05:33:12 PM »
 


what's brown & sticky? 






a stick.
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2006, 08:22:20 PM »
whats the plural of mice?



Mece! ;D
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2006, 09:30:59 PM »
Was at this party last week and chatting up with a buddy when this attention whore gallops on the counter top and farts, she farted,  haha.

Did that make you laugh?

I guess you had to have been there.
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2006, 06:37:49 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on December 02, 2006, 05:24:40 PM
ok did ya hear the one about the upside down dyed blonde girl?  Her breath smelt funny.


told you I can't tell jokes...


It goes like this:  It's an upside down blonde.  She was a brunette with funny breath.


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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2006, 06:41:06 AM »
There's an hilarious photograph today on the front of the sports section in the Sunday Times.  I can't scan it and I can't find it on their webpage so I'll describe it.


It's that Austrailian pitcher, Shane Warne after he's just caught someone out and the massive crowd behind.  There's a woman holding up a sheet painted in red with

SHANE I THINK I'M PREGNANT.


It's belly shakingly funny.
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2006, 06:48:27 AM »
Quote from: youandme on December 02, 2006, 09:30:59 PM
Was at this party last week and chatting up with a buddy when this attention whore gallops on the counter top and farts, she farted,  haha.

Did that make you laugh?

I guess you had to have been there.


I so hope you laughed?

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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2006, 07:10:29 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 02, 2006, 08:22:20 PM
whats the plural of mice?



Mece! ;D

ok I just got it.  Mice is plural.  Takes me ages.
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 11:39:32 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on December 03, 2006, 07:10:29 AM
ok I just got it.  Mice is plural.  Takes me ages.

lol...my buddy told me that once at the start of an 8 hr trip....we had been smoking hash..anyhow...for 8ish hours once in a blue moon one of would yell "mece"! in  high pitched voice..and then we'd laugh for hours... :D
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2006, 04:01:40 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 04, 2006, 11:39:32 AM
lol...my buddy told me that once at the start of an 8 hr trip....we had been smoking hash..anyhow...for 8ish hours once in a blue moon one of would yell "mece"! in  high pitched voice..and then we'd laugh for hours... :D

but Toxi, that's a you had to be there joke.

I need to hear a great joke, I'm sure there's one about missiles being told at all the best places, right now...


Did you hear the one about the Irish Grand Prix  (but I cannot tell jokes very well at all for some reason)  It was about 5 tractors in a field.

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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2006, 04:12:42 PM »
I heard another one about being in the semi-division, (the semi's in American lingo) but I can't remember the first line or the punch line.


I think it was something like:   who's playing?
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2006, 04:25:12 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on December 03, 2006, 06:41:06 AM
There's an hilarious photograph today on the front of the sports section in the Sunday Times.  I can't scan it and I can't find it on their webpage so I'll describe it.


It's that Austrailian pitcher, Shane Warne after he's just caught someone out and the massive crowd behind.  There's a woman holding up a sheet painted in red with

SHANE I THINK I'M PREGNANT.


It's belly shakingly funny.
xL


I told this on Monday to my next door neighbour, who plays digeridoo with Rolf Harris.  He told me that at Glastonbury 2 years ago when he was on stage, a woman did the same thing to Rolf!

Which is not as funny as he's a happily married man and not a dirty stop out, like that mad cricketeer.  I don't suppose you know who Rolf Harris is either.

But it goes to prove that I just found an old joke.

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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2006, 09:08:41 PM »
 ;D
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2006, 10:13:12 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on December 03, 2006, 06:48:27 AM

I so hope you laughed?

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Yeah, we laughed  ;D He started to cry he was laughing so hard once we made it on the porch
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2006, 05:18:30 AM »
oh yes thankyou.  please post the funny pix instead of attempting to quote jokes.  i cannot send them, I do not know how to do it yet (i've tried so many times & I get amazing ones on my email.  I'll try again or ask my next door neighbour.

We should just do pix.  It's more lol.


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Re: i need to hear a funny joke
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Re: i need to see a funny joke
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2006, 05:50:54 PM »
I received a great joke today on my cell phone, txt.


Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.  After 20 years, wife turns on the light & finds him holding a vibrator.  She goes ballistic.  You impotent bastard, how could you lie to me all these years?  Husband looks her straight in the eye and calmly says:  I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids...
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