I just survived the most intense life or death situation

[War-Horse]

So you drove for your life, tearing holes into the time/space continuum, at around 3 miles/hour 

I saw him speeding by.

So i walked up to the car and talked politics for awhile as he held the pedal to the metal, I asked if he wanted me to push the car, and the turtle in a harness, gave me a dirty look.

[m8]

Lucky they were not drinking Tapout water:



You really would have been in trouble!

Holy shit.

[MikeThaMachine]

Holy shit.

This is some Holy Shit

[El Diablo Blanco]

As always those tapout guys will have tapout rage leading to tapout depression and suicide.  I've seen many guys get zits and start losing their hair wearing tapout gear.  Some even get bloated tapout bellies.  As always milk thistle is good to take while on tapout.  Maybe some Nolvadex afterwards.

[MikeThaMachine]

As always those tapout guys will have tapout rage leading to tapout depression and suicide.  I've seen many guys get zits and start losing their hair wearing tapout gear.  Some even get bloated tapout bellies.  As always milk thistle is good to take while on tapout.  Maybe some Nolvadex afterwards.

Tapout makes you 16,942% more intense then the competition more likely to be a complete dick with Napoleon syndrom.