Does anyone remember this skit from Saturday Night Live???????

[The Squadfather]

it's the How much Ya Bench skit, hahahaha, funnier than shit, it reminds me of some of the clowns on here who lie about their bench.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93rbench.phtml

[The Squadfather]

Announcer: "How Much Ya Bench?" has been brought to you by Jim Tischer's Anabolic Steroids. For when you want big mass and got no time. Turn to the juice. Jim Tischer's juice.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tommywishbone]

 

[The Squadfather]

Caller #3: No, it's not a poodle. I don't know what kind it is, but I know it's definitely on steroids. It's real buff, with little stick-legs. And it's got this weird forehead, real hairy back and shoulders with tons of zits. It goes through crazy mood swings, and it answers to "loser."


hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Squadfather]

Steroid User #4: Oh, my God, Frankie! There ain't no dog! This guy's referring to us! Oh, I can't stand it! Oh, my God! I want a piece of this guy! Oh, God, please, God, I gotta give this guy a beatin'! [sobs]


hahahahaha.

[Fury]

I'm pretty sure SNL contacted Mr.IntenseOne for advice on how to make it look as real as possible when bullshitting a claim.

[The Squadfather]

I'm pretty sure SNL contacted Mr.IntenseOne for advice on how to make it look as real as possible when bullshitting a claim.

the funniest part is when they get mad and their legs go flying up because they're so skinny.

[The Squadfather]

Steroid User #2: That's because I generally don't like to kick guys like you into a coma! I like to hear your bones snap under my fists!

[Chico_Holiday]

Announcer: "How Much Ya Bench?" has been brought to you by Jim Tischer's Anabolic Steroids. For when you want big mass and got no time. Turn to the juice. Jim Tischer's juice.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great skit......

"when you want big mass and got no time." hahahaha!  f**king classic!

[dorkeroo]

I seem to remember one of them hitting a back double bicep and the host getting grossed out or something. I do remember the skit though, they don't do them like that anymore. That one and the Whipmaster starring Bill Murray were my favourites.

[SS]

hahaha! i thought this thread was gonna be about Pat aka kegdrainer

[Johnny Big Nutz]

"So to be quite honest, I'd like to give him a savage beating."

That whole skit is classic...fukin cryin .

[nycbull]

In recent years Saturday Night Live sucks, I mean yea it was funny at one time, but when is the last time you laughed out loud to it. They have sold out to big business. They are afraid to parody our consumer culture. THere is so much to laugh at today and you tune in to SNL and their doin Goatboy or monkey boy skits or some lame ass crap like that. I can just see their corporate sponsors vetoing all their skit ideas.  Oh no we can't make fun of that politician, or that celebrity cant touch him, he's powerful and oh no we can't make fun of that product because that company owns a third of another company that sponsors another company that owns part of a company that owns this company . Total fkn bullshit.

[The Squadfather]

Steroid User #4: Now hang up the phone, all right, because there's a lot of other guys at the gay bar who need to use it, all right, you selfish bastard. God! I'm not on steroids

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!