1. King Kamali will vow to "shock" fans by presenting his "all time best" physique onstage in 2007.
2. Shawn Ray will again parlay compromising photos of Vyotech's CEO into yet another ridiculously overpaid contract.
3. Jay Cutler will guest pose for free at least (How many judges are there at the Olympia? Dave answers, "13") THIRTEEN times in 2007.
4. Lacking income and resources, Craig Titus will begin lifting again - not in hopes of competing, but in hopes of selling his authentic-smelling underwear on ebay.
5. A pathetic and attention-starved internet fan will call out and challenge MD Chief Steve Blechman to a deadlifting competition, arguing that anyone who can't lift 225 one hundred times has no business running a bodybuilding magazine.
6. UFC Champions Chuck Lidell and Tim Sylvia will launch a new "sports drink" for the untapped market of people who aspire to look like them. This high-carb, low-fat drink will be called 'Ultimate Beer'
7. Lacking $300 to hire internet web guru FlashRob.com, Wayne DeMilia will instead hire his son's friend Chris to design a website for the PDI in exchange for one ticket to the Night of Champions.
8. Jay Cutler will appear on 'The Tonight Show' and set bodybuilding back another three decades by stripping down to his skivvies and forgetting the name of the President.
9. Frustrated by his Olympia loss, Ronnie "Ebony Mountains of Muscle" Coleman swears he will do "whatever it takes" to win back the Mr. Olympia crown, even if it means "taking dem damn steeer-oids".
10. Fly-fishing, Bingo and Checkers tournaments will appear on ESPN2...but still no bodybuilding.
Special "The Gambling Geek" Ed
