"Goodrum’s Guide to Great Calves”

[Bluto]

There was at least 3 threads devoted to vinces balls hanging out of either side of his trunks at whatever contest he did.

And you read them all 

Bluto keeps a copy under his bed because hes such a penis puffing gayboy, he also thinks peter crouch is a better footballer than ronaldo.

Haha. From a list of 100+ names you could find one you thought wasn't better than C Ronaldo. Thanks for proving my point. However I doubt most people on here knows who Crouch or Ronaldo is. But yes, I think Crouch was a far more important player for England this WC than Ronaldo was for Portugal.
Being Liverpool's top scorer with 7 goals so far and 3-4 goals in Champions League, I'd say he hasn't performed too bad after the WC either 

[The Squadfather]

There was at least 3 threads devoted to vinces balls hanging out of either side of his trunks at whatever contest he did.

Bluto keeps a copy under his bed because hes such a penis puffing gayboy, he also thinks peter crouch is a better footballer than ronaldo.

Actually talking of bluto, he makes out hes some kind of mass monster but i have it on VERY good authority hes about 50 years old with no job, totally out of shape and has been known to proposition bodybuilders at local shows in his area, he was described to me as being truly disgusting, hes also one of Derek Anthonys biggest fans.

I really feel for you old man 

hahahaha, "bluto" is also an AIBB, Another Internet Black Belt.

[Yorkie T]

hahahaha, "bluto" is also an AIBB, Another Internet Black Belt.

Yes its a leather one with a big black dildo attached, given to him by Derek Anthony for being such a good customer.