Barbara is a smoking hot babe!!!!!!!!!!
He is correct about this. No red-blooded male would deny that Barbara is a beautiful woman.
She is no doubt the world's hottest fitness model.
Debatable, but not worth arguing about.
Damn, the King has it ALL:
1) a model wife;
Check!
2) he's 280lbs
Check!
3) and shredded
Errr, I don't think so.
4) with abs
Uhh, whatever.
5) and 21 inch guns
Hmm...at 280, perhaps.
6) and he has 6 endorsement contracts
But can't pay for a website. LIE
7) earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a year
But can't pay for a website. LIE.
8. and has a rich wife
But can't pay for her husband's website. LIE.
9) and has two houses
But can't pay for a website. LIE
10) a huge mansion
LIE...see Zabasearch and Zillow for details.
11) on the outskirts of NYC
You mean 30 miles from the Bronx or a LIE.
12) worth $1.500,000
LIE...see Zabasearch and Zillow for details.
13) a Black Custom-Built Hummer
But can't pay for a website. Leased, loaned or a LIE.
14) and one of the SICKEST BACK-DOUBLE-BI SHOTS in the world
LIE
15) Whenever someone bashes king, they only do it because they wish they were him
I would never wish upon anyone that they have their livelihood and reputation ruined over a small bill for a website. LIE
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
-Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1832)
