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what does it take?
« on: January 24, 2007, 01:02:30 PM »
to become ...say, markus ruhl?

drugs
diet
training, etc.

could anyone here turn markus at 18 into markus at 30 and know how to do it?

it'd be nice to have an answer nicer than "7000000 ius of gh a day".
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The Squadfather

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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 01:03:22 PM »
all you can eat synthol and nubain buffet.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 01:05:42 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 24, 2007, 01:03:22 PM
all you can eat synthol and nubain buffet.

lolz.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 01:07:02 PM »
MuscleTech™ Aplodan™.

Aplodan™ is the world's first and only Dormant Muscle Fiber activator. Its formula is clinically engineered to effectively target the internal biological chemistry of your Dormant Muscle Fibers, allowing you to activate high-threshold dormant fibers and achieve 83% more muscle fiber activation for rapid gains in muscle size and strength. With several years of research supporting its groundbreaking formula, Aplodan is going to revolutionize the sport of bodybuilding like no other product has in history.

Hope this helps.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 01:07:44 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 24, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
MuscleTech™ Aplodan™.

Aplodan™ is the world's first and only Dormant Muscle Fiber activator. Its formula is clinically engineered to effectively target the internal biological chemistry of your Dormant Muscle Fibers, allowing you to activate high-threshold dormant fibers and achieve 83% more muscle fiber activation for rapid gains in muscle size and strength. With several years of research supporting its groundbreaking formula, Aplodan is going to revolutionize the sport of bodybuilding like no other product has in history.

Hope this helps.

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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 01:15:12 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 24, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
MuscleTech™ Aplodan™.

Aplodan™ is the world's first and only Dormant Muscle Fiber activator. Its formula is clinically engineered to effectively target the internal biological chemistry of your Dormant Muscle Fibers, allowing you to activate high-threshold dormant fibers and achieve 83% more muscle fiber activation for rapid gains in muscle size and strength. With several years of research supporting its groundbreaking formula, Aplodan is going to revolutionize the sport of bodybuilding like no other product has in history.

Hope this helps.

sounds legit.  do you have a 4 page ad i can look at ? i'm not really convinced just yet.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 01:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on January 24, 2007, 01:02:30 PM
to become ...say, markus ruhl?

drugs
diet
training, etc.

could anyone here turn markus at 18 into markus at 30 and know how to do it?

it'd be nice to have an answer nicer than "7000000 ius of gh a day".



It would be the dynamic dual of A and T bomb - not to be confused with ass to mouth... :-\


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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 02:02:51 PM »

 gordiano...if you can hold off. I'd wait until the FIRST WEEK before you go to GNC to pick up your bottle of Adoplan by Muscle Tech Research&Development INC.

 That way you can $ave BIGTIME! 20% off and don't foget about the 'BOGO' program with exclusive GNC products. I hope by now you have a trusty GOLD CARD and are a part of the super-exclusive 'savings club'.

 I would stack Adoplan with Anatorp70 if you truly want to break past ALL genetic plateaus and cause freaky mind blowing MASS.

 Hope this helps.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 02:06:07 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 24, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
MuscleTech™ Aplodan™.

Aplodan™ is the world's first and only Dormant Muscle Fiber activator. Its formula is clinically engineered to effectively target the internal biological chemistry of your Dormant Muscle Fibers, allowing you to activate high-threshold dormant fibers and achieve 83% more muscle fiber activation for rapid gains in muscle size and strength. With several years of research supporting its groundbreaking formula, Aplodan is going to revolutionize the sport of bodybuilding like no other product has in history.

Hope this helps.

someone should try it... really. guy at gym i know works at gnc and he swears taht most any supplement they sell you can try for 30 days and return the container EMPTY if you feel like it for a full refund.

you could buy aplodan, pour it into another container, return the thing and say it didn't work -- which it probably won't.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2007, 02:07:47 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 24, 2007, 02:02:51 PM
gordiano...if you can hold off. I'd wait until the FIRST WEEK before you go to GNC to pick up your bottle of Adoplan by Muscle Tech Research&Development INC.

 That way you can $ave BIGTIME! 20% off and don't foget about the 'BOGO' program with exclusive GNC products. I hope by now you have a trusty GOLD CARD and are a part of the super-exclusive 'savings club'.

 I would stack Adoplan with Anatorp70 if you truly want to break past ALL genetic plateaus and cause freaky mind blowing MASS.

 Hope this helps.

Shit, block! You are totally gonna blow out the dude's friggin kidneys!!! Giordano, my friend, a more sensible stack would involve using the Adoplan with NOExplode 6 times a day... The Block's stack is just a recipe to get a massive GH gut... look at poor Ronnie Coleman and the gut he developed following the Advice of TheBlockhead.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2007, 02:10:11 PM »
Quote from: pinchharmonic on January 24, 2007, 02:06:07 PM
someone should try it... really. guy at gym i know works at gnc and he swears taht most any supplement they sell you can try for 30 days and return the container EMPTY if you feel like it for a full refund.

you could buy aplodan, pour it into another container, return the thing and say it didn't work -- which it probably won't.

Thats another scam I know guys used to do in cohorts with corrupt GNC employees.

 Buy something...return it for a full refund with like...some bullsiht crap junk like Ovaltine powder and get a full refund. Then slip the 'clerk' a $20!

 FACT: Negroes+Success+Money+Power='s WHITE MISTRESS.
 FACT: Most GNC employees are CORRUPT and willing to 'work out a deal' with you.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 02:30:56 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on January 24, 2007, 02:07:47 PM
Shit, block! You are totally gonna blow out the dude's friggin kidneys!!! Giordano, my friend, a more sensible stack would involve using the Adoplan with NOExplode 6 times a day... The Block's stack is just a recipe to get a massive GH gut... look at poor Ronnie Coleman and the gut he developed following the Advice of TheBlockhead.
Look man...I knowmy methods are extreme but we all know 'extreme situations require extreme measures'. Havent you seen the Karate Kid-3?

 To keep his waist line in check and gut in control he can always incorporate a splash of the new highly advanced Hydroxycut-Hardcore!


 Hahahahahaha...I can't do this anymore. Hahahahahaha...I think it would be SO fun to be a writer in the marketing department over there at MuscleTech. Hahahaha...I'd laugh all day as I keep the fat non-sex getting newbie on the back of my mond when I write out what the product does.
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2007, 02:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on January 24, 2007, 01:02:30 PM
to become ...say, markus ruhl?

drugs
diet
training, etc.

could anyone here turn markus at 18 into markus at 30 and know how to do it?

it'd be nice to have an answer nicer than "7000000 ius of gh a day".

Yes....all in that order!
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Re: what does it take?
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 04:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on January 24, 2007, 02:32:12 PM
Yes....all in that order!

do you have any clients on the olympia stage?
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