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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2007, 04:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on January 23, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
Aside from sex... women also use men for:

Advice on why the car is making that funny noise (usually comes with DAMN IT I TOLD YOU &@#$%^ GET IT FIXED, but whatever)
Walking the dog at midnight
Fixing/Installing electronic things
Checking on that weird sound at 2 a.m. that for sure is someone breaking in
Whether or not what you're wearing matches... if he says yes, it doesn't
Being thankful you aren't with his nauseating, unfunny, fugly friend instead

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Those are all SO true!

Although I'd never ask GB to fix/install anything electrical...
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2007, 04:52:49 PM »
Quote from: diamond on January 23, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
Those are all SO true!

Although I'd never ask GB to fix/install anything electrical...

Lol, does he know that?  ;)

Still, they usually know more (although might be sexist to say) than the average woman.  If left to my own devices, I usually use the "touch every single button/knob/thingy" strategy and eventually it should work. Amazingly, it usually does.  :D
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2007, 04:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on January 23, 2007, 04:52:49 PM
Lol, does he know that?  ;)

Still, they usually know more (although might be sexist to say) than the average woman.  If left to my own devices, I usually use the "touch every single button/knob/thingy" strategy and eventually it should work. Amazingly, it usually does.  :D

Umm...well if he didnt before...he probably does now  ;D

I do the touch every button thing too  ;D and you're right...most of the time it works.

Although, its usually me that breaks things in the first place, so I have to try and fix it myself....then  can act like I didnt break anything...lmao..
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2007, 05:27:01 PM »
Quote from: diamond on January 23, 2007, 04:58:28 PM
Umm...well if he didnt before...he probably does now  ;D

I do the touch every button thing too  ;D and you're right...most of the time it works.

Although, its usually me that breaks things in the first place, so I have to try and fix it myself....then  can act like I didnt break anything...lmao..

I think some things are just universal experiences.   :D

But at least the guys now know they're being used for so much, much more than sex and $$$$.  ;D
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2007, 05:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on January 23, 2007, 05:27:01 PM
I think some things are just universal experiences.   :D

But at least the guys now know they're being used for so much, much more than sex and $$$$.  ;D
Yep we feel so wanted.  Just know that you are not being used for sex, a heir to the family name and food....Oh GAWD!!! HE DITNT SAY THAT!!!  Lol. 

We know we get used and as long as we can hang with th  boys and get wasted once in a while, its all good.
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2007, 05:38:35 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 23, 2007, 05:29:12 PM
Yep we feel so wanted.  Just know that you are not being used for sex, a heir to the family name and food....Oh GAWD!!! HE DITNT SAY THAT!!!  Lol. 

We know we get used and as long as we can hang with th  boys and get wasted once in a while, its all good.

Hey, every gender has its strengths and weaknesses. You just work with them and it's all good.  And besides, who can resist any man who messes up the house, eats like a herd of hungry hippos, can't see eighty mismatched socks on the floor, when he says... oh baaabeee, come ovah heyah... who luvs you baby... come heyah baby, I'll make yoo feel nice! LOL!  ;D

(I'm kidding btw... the girls just always make fun of that particular phrasing  ;) )
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2007, 05:45:09 PM »
I eat like a pig thank you very much.   ;D  I think we all end up getting what we want just hopefully its from someone in the relationship.

YOU CHEATED???  I'LL KILL HUH!!! I HATE HUH SO MUCH!! OH MY GAWD!! AND YOU YOU ESSHOLE!! ---throws the frying pan full of meat sauce at him hitting his hair and wife beater tee shirt
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2007, 05:50:27 PM »
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on January 21, 2007, 12:49:01 PM
sex too, and its not nice....

 >:( 
This post right here is Gayer than an BackStreet Boys -vs- 98 Degrees Pillow Fight.
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2007, 03:12:41 AM »
I don't "use" anyone  >:(




































I barter.  ;)
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2007, 08:48:51 AM »
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on January 24, 2007, 07:01:29 PM
Oh Stop!  You know Im good with electricity....  ;)

You are?

Ive never witnessed this... ???


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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2007, 09:07:58 AM »
Quote from: diamond on January 25, 2007, 08:48:51 AM
You are?

Ive never witnessed this... ???


 ;D
Maybe he means "static" electricity.  :)
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2007, 09:32:00 AM »
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on January 25, 2007, 09:28:30 AM
Oh I mean electricity that can be quite.....stimulating... ...smirks..

and she knows exactly what I mean.
That'a not electricity, that's batteries! ;D   lol
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2007, 11:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on January 21, 2007, 04:04:06 PM
In some parts of the world, they've solved that problem.  ;)

They don't wear that by choice.

They risk severe social punishment if they choose to show too much skin.

Case closed.

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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2007, 11:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on January 25, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
They don't wear that by choice.

They risk severe social punishment if they choose to show too much skin.

Case closed.

-Hedge

Ummm... yes Hedgie, I'm aware of that, although there may perhaps be some women in the UK who might be the exception and actually LIKE wearing them.  You don't have to sing to the choir.

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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2007, 01:39:44 PM »
Deedee....this chick from Staten Island said she uses men FO THEYR CAWK, WAWLETT, AND TEANNING SESHUNS!! Hope that helps... ;D
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2007, 05:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Cheri Lane on January 25, 2007, 09:32:00 AM
That'a not electricity, that's batteries! ;D   lol

OMG LMAO!!!

My stomach is actually hurting from laughing....

GB - i know exactly what you mean?? Do i? ???
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2007, 06:01:18 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 25, 2007, 01:39:44 PM
Deedee....this chick from Staten Island said she uses men FO THEYR CAWK, WAWLETT, AND TEANNING SESHUNS!! Hope that helps... ;D

Lol, I dunno Captain 86, you do that accent a little too well... frying pan to the head, wife beater...  ;D

Any Staten Island girl in your past you want to tell us about?
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Re: Girls use guys for....
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2007, 06:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on January 25, 2007, 06:01:18 PM
Lol, I dunno Captain 86, you do that accent a little too well... frying pan to the head, wife beater...  ;D

Any Staten Island girl in your past you want to tell us about?
Naw, my aunt was from Yonkers and sounded pretty much like it.  We were not allowed to watch My Cousin Vinny around her.  No, my annoying voices I have heard are presently: NJ, and past another Italian chick and then the sluts that cheated on me, which consisted of:  UUUUGGGHH, LIKE OOOOHH MYYY GOOODDDD....WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?  WHY DO YOOOOUUUU LIKE HAVE A TEMPPPERR? 

To me, the CA ho talk is almost as bad as SI.....almost

GAWD!!
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