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Move over Bill Kazmier, Paul Anderson and other strongmen and powerlifters, we've got a new sheriff in town. The Luke, who's the laughing stock of Getbig, who never turns down the opportunity to puff a penis and who lives in his parents basement at the age of 32 has finally revealed the secrets behind his incredible build - the  man's nothing short (no pun intended) of a monster, given he's weighs a colossal 130 lbs and is just covered by ripped muscle (as ripped as a muscle can be at a bodyfat level of 18%) on his 5'3" frame.

Rather than describe it myself, I'll just quote the post in which he mentions his numbers as well as throws down a challenge to any natural in this forum to try and even come close to these numbers.

No need to feel sorry for me:

300 lb bench
400 lb squat
500 lb deadlift
...lifetime natural.

Just some more aspirational stuff for you Squad guys to add to the "I wanna be like Luke" list...

The Luke


No problem kiwiol........... you or Squadfather could post a vid matching any one of these lifts with good form...

Maybe just the pm then.

The Luke

What a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Craziest numbers by a lifetime natural ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 11:11:19 AM »
hahahahaha, those are quite impressive for a 5'3 220 pound natural with a wider back than Ronnie supposedly!!!!  ::)

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 11:11:28 AM »
hahaha.... can you still consider him natural when he has injested as much black cum as he has

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Re: Craziest numbers by a lifetime natural ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 11:13:40 AM »
Here's a pic of this amazing physical specimen

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 11:14:36 AM »
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Here's a pic of this amazing physical specimen

AHAHAHAHAHAHA look at those thick quads ::) ::)

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 11:17:11 AM »
Thats nothing! Arvilla can do 315 pound lying barbell extensions!
just push some weight!

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 11:18:30 AM »
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Thats nothing! Arvilla can do 315 pound lying barbell extensions!

AHAHAHA its wierd that guy can do 3 times more weight doing tricep extensions than squats

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 11:19:52 AM »
AHAHAHA its wierd that guy can do 3 times more weight doing tricep extensions than squats

That's not what he claims. 600 pound squats and the squadfather believes him in a heartbeat.
just push some weight!

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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 11:20:53 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 11:21:10 AM »
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That's not what he claims. 600 pound squats and the squadfather believes him in a heartbeat

There is no way in hell this guy is squatting those numbers with his chicken legs

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 11:21:36 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen.

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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 11:23:49 AM »
That's not what he claims. 600 pound squats and the squadfather believes him in a heartbeat.

Alexxx, don't deter from the topic bro. This thread is to celebrate the glory(hole) of Teh Luke 8)

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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 11:25:49 AM »
Alexxx, don't deter from the topic bro. This thread is to celebrate the glory(hole) of Teh Luke 8)

Those numbers are not impressive. You could probably do those for reps. Sorry big guy keep kicking lukes hairy ass.
just push some weight!

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Re: Craziest numbers by a lifetime natural ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 11:47:44 AM »
Just for the record...

I'm 5'4''/5'5'' (5'6'' in boots, it matters when you're a midget) and 25% bf (at circa 230 lbs).

I reckon that makes me bigger/stronger than the average 14 year-old... eh, Squadfather?


The Luke

PS-I'm off to the gym now Squadholes, so take your time and post something clever rather than a pointless "You're gay!" gimmick account pile on!

This thread will be on the V before I get home.

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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 12:01:50 PM »
you go to the gym ::) ::)

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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2007, 12:07:27 PM »
you go to the gym ::) ::)

Yes but he doesn't workout. He's the janitor who mops the floor once the members leave and the place shuts down hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2007, 12:10:59 PM »
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Yes but he doesn't workout. He's the janitor who mops the floor once the members leave and the place shuts down hahahahahahaha

I heard he is the guy who gives complimentary blowjobs to musclebears...... hahah what a queer

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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2007, 12:21:24 PM »
I heard he is the guy who gives complimentary blowjobs to musclebears...... hahah what a queer

Only for some of them. He pays the rest of them to let him blow them hahahahaha

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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2007, 12:24:08 PM »
Monster Militia Weekend Practice .....
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Re: Craziest numbers by a lifetime natural ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2007, 12:28:10 PM »
Thats nothing! Arvilla can do 315 pound lying barbell extensions!

lol, I can't even picture it.

then that would mean that he should be able to press 3 times that much  ;D
Here comes the money shot