1. There is never anybody upstairs in a bar
2. If you've got the balls, Ritchie'll give you the bread
3. Gino is fair game
4. Never complain about losing some of your teeth, or you'll lose the rest
5.It is correct protocol for american police officers to simply demand a shotgun and an unmarked car when hunting dangerous drug crazed fatties.
6. Middle aged japanese men hang around in dodgy Italian pool halls.
7. If you know aikido then you are immortal.
8. There are such things as "disposable" knives and scissors, which means your knife sharpening father will out of a job.
9. If your a pimp it's quite possible to be mistaken for someone who has fallen of a turnip truck.
10. Pimps can't harm women, even after punching them 5 or six times, they'll be fine.
11. If your an arrogant cocky prick then people will be willing to help.
8. If Seagal kicks you in the balls, you die.
9. Smoking crack makes you a terrible fighter.
10. If you see someone stealing sweets then its ok to beat them up, lock them in the trunk of your car, then go and watch a film at the cinema.
11.Apparently, practicing aikido doesn't burn a whole lot of calories.
12.If Richie ever blocks your way on the street, do NOT tell him to move his car.
13.Cop can go around telling everyone he is going to kill somebody
instead of arresting them.
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