Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(

[ChristopherA]

Anyone think that just maybe, some company threw some rediculous dollars at him, and he said, ah "why the hell not?"

X2. There are such things as test groups also. Pretty sure they werent like- "Fuck it, lets make it. If we lose money no big deal." Doz IS a businessman.

[Topskin69]

I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.

I think 1: Probably controls the mechanism releasing the trap door. 2: The poison gas canisters located in the ventilation shaft, and 3: Well...Button #3 probably summons a Buxom British Babe, offering her wares along with some D-Bol, and a Newcastle.

[noworries]

terrible for home use, maybe nice for gyms who knows?

but its same like putting ice cubes in your regular mixer and making a shake

what if you make shakes with skimmed milk like me? useless product


that thing costs like 70 bucks to make, i hope he's smart enough that he only made like 100 pieces

Actually the opposite.  Way to many steps for a gym or store.  Man it takes you way to long to make one.  I used to make shakes at my gym and store.  Literally make two 24 oz shakes in less that a minute from start to first sip.  The 1, 2, 3 are probably time settings.

[nycbull]

actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.

[Topskin69]

actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.

Good point. When I am deep in the anabolic post-workout "window of opportunity," there is only one thing one my mind: ICE PASTE!

 

To be fair it probably tastes good, and I could see some value to a retail business, but otherwise this is a silly idea.

[bodybuilder1234]

does this ice machine relate to Bob Chicerello and a Clown by any chance?

[lovemonkey]

does this ice machine relate to Bob Chicerello and a Clown by any chance?

I didn't see any schmoes, lube or soiled posing trunks in that video. Did you?

[bodybuilder1234]

I didn't see any schmoes, lube or soiled posing trunks in that video. Did you?

Bob Chick knows all too well about Ice Machines i hear

[noworries]

actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.

Not sure about that.  That "paste" looks like shaved ice and if you put it in the freezer it will all become one giant piece.  That is why when they make shaved ice they do it fresh each time.  They probably could make a good amount of it and keep it in that container but it all just looks like an extra non needed step.  And that thing that comes down is weird and slow.  That thing would last 2 seconds in Jamba Juice.  Now that place shows what efficiency is and can do.

[FREAKgeek]

Don't you all have the cash for a butler and lambo? How's the money for this trivial little device standing in the way? If it sucks, just throw it out, I mean, have the butler throw it out.

[bodybuilder1234]

surely dorian has some advisers to tell him what he is selling is awful? Considering the guy has been in the bodybuilding/supplement industry for a long time

[Hulkster]

ND and Shockwave have ordered 12 each.

they say they are great for mixing up cum cocktails..

[bodybuilder1234]

ND and Shockwave have ordered 12 each.

they say they are great for mixing up cum cocktails..

LOL

[Topskin69]

Don't you all have the cash for a butler and lambo? How's the money for this trivial little device standing in the way? If it sucks, just throw it out, I mean, have the butler throw it out.

You bring up a good point. I admit I would love to own one, for the sheer novelty of it! I would remember it fondly...much like my snoopy snow cone machine that I had as a child.

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