haha, you sound like the type of guy that gets coffee enemas before your boyfriend comes over to help "accomodate" him. ahahah
gayer then kiwi being black
Hahahahahaha OK 'Usmokepole'
oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks past a group of depressed looking kids who're down cause the snowman they built is incomplete and doesn't have a nose. And what do you do, but pull about a dozen dildos of all colours of the rainbow out of your ass, pick a red one, stick it in the snowman's face, inserts the rest where you pulled them out from and continue walking while whistling the tune of Gwen Stefani's 'Rich Girl'. Hahahahahaha gayer than cumswapping in a gay movie.