Haha... I can handle the north / south kind of double, but I don't think I could ever get that close to another dudes junk.
Maybe if it was the HOTTEST bitch on earth and the ONLY way I could get it would be if me and like my VERY best friend in the world tagged it together because I know that if anything accidentally went nasty, I wouldn't tell anyone and neither would he.
Either way... It's probably still gay, but you'd do some weird shit for the hottest piece of ass on earth.