Alannn HyCough-
This internet superstar was a surprise at the Mr. Getbig. However, several post and threads leads one to believe that the darkside is strong in this one. Tinkering with various training philosophies such as DC, Ice Cream or the Halucenagenic(sp) Daddy Waddy Workout, has left this eager Canadian in a tailspin. If he fails to place higher than he did this past fall, look for him to join Getbig's deadpool in the near future.
LargeEmCee:
You wont find this person succuming to the will of the weight of Iron, or even a staph infection from the local gym. This getbig warrior hails from the birthplace of gypsies and euro-trash. His epic drinking and green hat wearing has been thoroughly documented. If he does die of looking in the mirror, he would die from hunters searching the Irish landscape for a wounded gazzelle, that of which he bears an erie resemblence. LargeEmCee also suffers from pre-meltdownmania, a condition whereas the sufferer can not resist the word meltdown as a response to flames aimed at his character(or lack there of).
The Blockedlight
Notoriously niave to the ways of the opposite sex, this might be one of the only cases where not having sex will lead to death (as opposed to sex with an AIDS ridden homo). The 'blockedlight' comes to us from halfway around the world in a strange land where Steve Urkel gets the girl and David Beckham gets dissed. However all these accounts are subject to be false interpetations of repressed sexual energy thus conjuring up rationaliztions for his remiss sexual prowess. The deadpool might be the only place he gets 'lucky'.
Whocares
This 160 lbs chinese food delivery man was never good enough to win any prize on stage, however 'whocares' did find that the world of internet BB contest would help him account for the lack of size for which he does not have. 'Whocares' was found out to be a 'pro' in some 'natural' orginization and was also a couple years shy of 40. Through his image trickery and blatant disregard for the rules of the contest, he will have to live (or die) with the guilt of bringing shame to the Mr. Getbig title. However, the main reason he is on the list of deadpoolers is because he lives in the land of Bird Flu and SARS
Head19
The emotional rollercoaster that this deadpool entrant endures must be the scariest ride to ever be invented. This member's aspirations of affiliation with a certain 'group' has been the carrot on the stick for which his neck is not long enough. However, weather or not its the 'your in, now your not' tourture or the pressure on the spinal coulumn due to his genetically abnormal cranium, this 'bro' is top of the list as a getbigger who may take a dive into the 'deadpool'!!
Ralphmachio
Once the favorite target of an online firing ‘squad’ he has earned his respect among the ‘playas’. Although this mild mannered poster has taken it easy as of late, his late night drug binges and escapades with cockteases puts him at great risk with the Reaper! Ralphmachio is one painkiller high away from the great dojo in the sky!
