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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2007, 11:21:03 AM »
Do you like gladiator movies..... ;D

So Timmy... you ever...


"Oh, you'll pay!  Listen to what I say"
"Maybe I should go eat some hay.  Would that be ok?"

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2007, 11:28:09 AM »
So Timmy... you ever...


"Oh, you'll pay!  Listen to what I say"
"Maybe I should go eat some hay.  Would that be ok?"

Shit I fucked up the punchline... ;D

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2007, 11:30:17 AM »
looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2007, 11:33:10 AM »
looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.
What do you make of this... I can make a hat or a bird or.... ;D


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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2007, 11:36:30 AM »
looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.
And sniffing glue.....classic movie
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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2007, 11:37:33 AM »
What do you make of this... I can make a hat or a bird or.... ;D



this? why i could make a hat! or a brooch! or a pterodactyl...

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2007, 11:39:29 AM »
Surely you're joking.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2007, 11:40:11 AM »
this? why i could make a hat! or a brooch! or a pterodactyl...

Damm twice can I use the excuse I am working off my little brain. ;D

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2007, 11:40:47 AM »
Surely you're joking.

I'm not joking and don't call me shirley... ;D

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2007, 11:43:07 AM »
I'm not joking and don't call me shirley... ;D

Ahhhh, that's good stuff!

Here's a 'lil something for ya.


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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2007, 11:44:46 AM »
And for some reason, this is how I picture MOS on the toilet.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2007, 11:45:05 AM »
Damm twice can I use the excuse I am working off my little brain. ;D

i've watched airplane god damn near a hundred times in my life. it's probably a good thing you don't know it like i do. ;D

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2007, 11:47:47 AM »
I want all the lights on the runway right now....

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2007, 11:48:11 AM »
Happy Gilmore: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2007, 11:48:52 AM »
i've watched airplane god damn near a hundred times in my life. it's probably a good thing you don't know it like i do. ;D
best part is when they try and calm down the old ladie and every ones in line with bats and pipes that was funny as hell..
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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2007, 11:51:54 AM »

( Meanwhile back on the plane )

Attendnt: Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?

Striker : No, no thank you.

Attendnt: Would either of you like another cup of coffee?

Mother2 : I will, but Jim won't.

Father  : I think I will have another cup of coffee.

Mother2 : ( To herself in an echo voice ) Jim never has a
     second cup at home.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2007, 11:53:20 AM »
I speak jive... ;D

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2007, 12:02:13 PM »
I speak jive... ;D


Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
     Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4  : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4  : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
     if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
     soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman   : Jus' hang loose blooood.  She goonna catch up on the`
     rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
     dug her rap.

Woman4  : Cut me som' slac' jak!  Chump don wan no help, chump
     don git no help.  Jive ass dude don got no brains
     anyhow.


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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2007, 12:07:30 PM »
Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
     Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4  : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4  : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
     if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
     soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman   : Jus' hang loose blooood.  She goonna catch up on the`
     rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
     dug her rap.

Woman4  : Cut me som' slac' jak!  Chump don wan no help, chump
     don git no help.  Jive ass dude don got no brains
     anyhow.



LOL thats funny just reading the exchange.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2007, 12:15:47 PM »
I had to keep him under surveillance.

I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move.

- Tell us how you cut him.

- With no knife.

- You told me you cut the dude.

- With these I cut him.

I am a chain belt in Kung Fu.  Bruce Lee was my teacher.

That's the "quart of blood" technique.  Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.

- Tell him how you beat on the cop.

- Cops, plural.

Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.

When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.

- Yeah.

- The cops threw tear gas in my face.

I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.

You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.

- How come I don't see marks on you?

- Yeah.

Cos I'm a karate man, all right.

Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses.

You don't know that, guy.  Now get off my back, all right.

I wish my bitches would hurry up.  I ain't got time to be here.

Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?

Yeah.

Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact
with my bitches.

Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted.  Are you ignorant?

- Look, sit down, all right.

- It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Hey, now...

You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.

Do you know who you're fucking with?  Back the fuck up, back up.

D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.

- Billy Ray Valentine?

- Yes.

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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2007, 12:23:53 PM »
I had to keep him under surveillance.

I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move.

- Tell us how you cut him.

- With no knife.

- You told me you cut the dude.

- With these I cut him.

I am a chain belt in Kung Fu.  Bruce Lee was my teacher.

That's the "quart of blood" technique.  Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.

- Tell him how you beat on the cop.

- Cops, plural.

Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.

When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.

- Yeah.

- The cops threw tear gas in my face.

I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.

You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.

- How come I don't see marks on you?

- Yeah.

Cos I'm a karate man, all right.

Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses.

You don't know that, ####.  Now get off my back, all right.

I wish my bitches would hurry up.  I ain't got time to be here.

Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?

Yeah.

Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact
with my bitches.

Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted.  Are you ignorant?

- Look, sit down, all right.

- It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Hey, now...

You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.

Do you know who you're fucking with?  Back the fuck up, back up.

D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.

- Billy Ray Valentine?

- Yes.



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Re: Riddle me this Kiwi...
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2007, 12:27:07 PM »

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