Author Topic: GUYS I am now ready to change my life just like Rocky and Billyguns!  (Read 1602 times)

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Hey all just wanted to introduce myself. Lately I have noticed the dramatic changes Billy has gone through and that really inspired me. I am just like him where as I am not born with any genetics for this sport whatsoever and am clueless about every aspect of it. I figured if an overweight average american could make himself a path to stardom like Mike Arvilla then anybody can.

So here I am. Been training for so many years and achieved absolutely 0 results like my above mentioned heroes. My legs measure 20 inches.. together! My chest has some sort of difformety to it but I guess they give out bonus points for that on Polumbo's judging panel. Only thing I got going for me is that pink sun burn I keep layering everyday out in the desert. Texas that is.

I guess I am related to Branch Warren cause the guy looks just like me in the face and we both like to train intense and show that we are real men throwing around those dumbells, hoping someone else will recognize are intensity.

Well now I will open a new chapter and get the right people behind me for support, lessons and attention. Billy has a good team going for him maybe I should contact him. I might be his long lost twin brother. I will work my ass of with his new team and become the hero every young kid dreams of becoming when they grow up. A real life Rocky Balboa!!

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::) oh brother.

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Yes, Billy Gunz is an inspiration for us all.
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Now THIS has potential.

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no ones gonna read that chump.

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I figured if an overweight average american could make himself a path to stardom like Mike Arvilla then anybody can.

lmfao  ;D

Funny shit.

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Bump for awesomeness and originality!

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another gimmick....

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I am really looking into other possibilities as a source of income. I hear Derek Anthony is a very hot comodity in the bodybuilding world. He could act as a role model I guess. I like the way he is swole but without having any side effects cause he still has a rep to keep up with the old entrepeneurs backstage. There are lots of guys holding hands in the audience? I think they are happy to be there and really enjoy what the sport is about.


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I am really looking into other possibilities as a source of income. I hear Derek Anthony is a very hot comodity in the bodybuilding world. He could act as a role model I guess. I like the way he is swole but without having any side effects cause he still has a rep to keep up with the old entrepeneurs backstage. There are lots of guys holding hands in the audience? I think they are happy to be there and really enjoy what the sport is about.



Kai Green is another role model for you.

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Re: GUYS I am now ready to change my life just like Rocky and Billyguns!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 05:44:00 PM »
i just realized how much i hate those chocolate covered marshmellows that look like easter bunny's,nasty shit :P

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Re: GUYS I am now ready to change my life just like Rocky and Billyguns!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 05:44:37 PM »
i just realized how much i hate those chocolate covered marshmellows that look like easter bunny's,nasty shit :P

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LOL they taste good bro  ;D
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Re: GUYS I am now ready to change my life just like Rocky and Billyguns!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 05:45:28 PM »

LOL they taste good bro  ;D
give me your address and i will mail you these nasty bastards ;D

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