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Feeding Time at the Zoo
« on: May 22, 2007, 06:57:37 PM »

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 04:30:48 PM »
Pretty fucked up, but you can't put money on a bear riding a bike lol
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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 09:11:45 AM »
Pretty fucked up, but you can't put money on a bear riding a bike lol

They should feed the tigers at flamingo land live food.

Can you imagine if a little truck drove into the tiger cage and tipped out a paki  ;D

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 09:40:47 AM »
The western "civilized" world will not boycott the olympics in Beijing 2008.


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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 09:44:21 AM »
They should feed the tigers at flamingo land live food.

Can you imagine if a little truck drove into the tiger cage and tipped out a paki  ;D

i've heard that all self-respecting tigers turn up their noses at pakis, and would rather starve for weeks than eat one  . . . just sayin' what i heard, folks.

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 10:00:37 AM »
i've heard that all self-respecting tigers turn up their noses at pakis, and would rather starve for weeks than eat one  . . . just sayin' what i heard, folks.

They've been on a steady diet of pakis for thousands of years, so it's not surprising if they're sick of it these days. Tiger attacks in the sundarbans have decreased in the last decade.

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 10:05:58 AM »
They've been on a steady diet of pakis for thousands of years, so it's not surprising if they're sick of it these days. Tiger attacks in the sundarbans have decreased in the last decade.

paki territory doesn't coincide w tiger territory, and it's not accidental. the tigers wanted to put as much distance b/w themselves and the pakis . . . about not eating them: i think it's just a matter of taste. tigers are known for having very good taste. 

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 11:12:39 AM »
paki territory doesn't coincide w tiger territory, and it's not accidental. the tigers wanted to put as much distance b/w themselves and the pakis . . . about not eating them: i think it's just a matter of taste. tigers are known for having very good taste. 

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 01:37:46 PM »
paki territory doesn't coincide w tiger territory, and it's not accidental. the tigers wanted to put as much distance b/w themselves and the pakis . . . about not eating them: i think it's just a matter of taste. tigers are known for having very good taste.

That's why they're in bengal.  8)

Tiger numbers have gone up a bit.. There's like 500 on the Bangladesh side of the sundarbans and these days killing one is a big deal.  :) And I was joking about decreased attacks.. You walk around in the sundarbans, you usually wear a mask backwards to keep them from stalking you.

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Re: Feeding Time at the Zoo
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 03:34:09 PM »
i guess it's betther than throwing the chinese out in the midle of the circle and having the tigers feast on them. (the tigers would only be hungey again in a few hours.) chinese food makes you that way!    ;D