« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: What do you think you will do in heaven?  (Read 1891 times)

OzmO

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22727
  • Drink enough Kool-aid and you'll think its healthy
What do you think you will do in heaven?
« on: May 25, 2007, 09:09:29 AM »
I wonder what people think heaven will be like.
Logged

Laughing Sam's Dice

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3119
  • $12.95 per monthman
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 10:47:09 AM »
Heaven is the narcissistic/immature idea that you will live on once you die.  Accept reality.
Logged
Stick out your tongue.

Camel Jockey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16711
  • Mel Gibson and Bob Sly World Domination
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 11:00:09 AM »
Quote from: Laughing Sam's Dice on May 25, 2007, 10:47:09 AM
Heaven is the narcissistic/immature idea that you will live on once you die.  Accept reality.

Truth.
Logged

Tre

  • Expert
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16548
  • "What you don't have is a career."
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 11:34:28 AM »

Dude, if I get 'exalted', then that means I get to have a spirit wife and then we get to make spirit babies and rule over our own planet for all eternity.

Exaltation. Kicks. Ass.
Logged

gtbro1

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6893
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 11:37:53 AM »
  I don't want to go to heaven...I want to be a ghost and run around messing with everyone
Logged

loco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19158
  • loco like a fox
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 01:22:10 PM »
1 Corinthians 2:9
However, as it is written: "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him"
Logged

Dos Equis

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 63977
  • I am. The most interesting man in the world. (Not)
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 02:07:37 PM »
Fly, run the 40 in under 2 seconds, grow grapes as big as grapefruit, sway in a giant hammock . . . .
Logged

Necrosis

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 9899
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 07:19:57 PM »
i dont think anyone will be in heaven long enough to enjoy it.


karma is the best idea/answer to what it will be like. you reap what you sow.

i also think that multiple lives are possible.
Logged

gtbro1

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6893
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 07:37:42 PM »
Quote from: usmokepole on May 25, 2007, 07:19:57 PM
i dont think anyone will be in heaven long enough to enjoy it.


karma is the best idea/answer to what it will be like. you reap what you sow.



That's why I want to be a ghost.....payback's a bitch.   :D
Logged

beatmaster

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2819
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 07:44:19 PM »

i wanna go in hell, i mean c'mon all the whores, bitches, party all night for eternity, thats the place to be boys.


and heaven doesn't exist, its a story............. nothing happen, your body just doesn't fonction anymore..
Logged
are you delusional?

gtbro1

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6893
Re: What do you think you will do in heaven?
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2007, 04:24:44 AM »
Quote from: garraeth on May 26, 2007, 12:58:48 AM
fixed.



...altho multiple wives might end up being hell  ;D


HAHAHAHAHA

   "The old Ball and Chain"

 
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »