WHITE BREAD? USE THAT SHIT TO MAKE SAUSAGE GRAVY ASSHOLE! ...and you call yourself an american.

Sausage Gravy? Did I hit a German nerve here? Then I'm not gonna share my fried pork brains recipe.
Seriously the high-fat high protine diet those old farmers out here eat tends to build up thick strong bodies.
And most of those old guys seem to live pretty long too.