Hardcore Gym Stories

[CARTEL]

Squadfather, if you want people to pretend to believe your bullshit stories, you should probably pretend to believe theirs.

[The Squadfather]

Squadfather, if you want people to pretend to believe your bullshit stories, you should probably pretend to believe theirs.

i've never claimed anything about myself that was remotely bullshit.

[Andre Nickatina]

At least squadfathers are funny sort of. This guy "licks bloood from his shins!!" fucking hardcore to be an idiot and stare down old ladys these days huh?

[The Squadfather]

At least squadfathers are funny sort of. This guy "licks bloood from his shins!!" fucking hardcore to be an idiot and stare down old ladys these days huh?

hahahahahhaa, 600 pounds for 6 reps.

[CARTEL]

i've never claimed anything about myself that was remotely bullshit.

Except the fact that a fat dude walks around owning people on a daily basis using the same damn scenario each time.

The only thing that changes are the settings and the amount of HA's you use.

At least Andre is easily amused by the same tired stories.

[The Squadfather]

Except the fact that a fat dude walks around owning people on a daily basis using the same damn scenario each time.

The only thing that changes are the settings and the amount of HA's you use.

At least Andre is easily amused by the same tired stories.

every last one of those scenarios really happened, hahahaha, if it was you i'd do it to you as well.

[CARTEL]

every last one of those scenarios really happened, hahahaha, if it was you i'd do it to you as well.

No you wouldn't.

You would be in such awe you would probably swallow your toothbrush.

[The Squadfather]

No you wouldn't.

You would be in such awe you would probably swallow your toothbrush.

let's see some pics "big guy".

[CARTEL]

let's see some pics "big guy".

Ever since you got outed you have been pulling that card. I liked it better when you were anonymous.

[The Squadfather]

Ever since you got outed you have been pulling that card. I liked it better when you were anonymous.

epic avoidance of the issue, when should we expect to see your pics?

[CARTEL]

epic avoidance of the issue, when should we expect to see your pics?

About the same time you get ripped. Maybe if I was a Myspace attention whore I might have some for you but alas, I am not.

[The Squadfather]

About the same time you get ripped. Maybe if I was a Myspace attention whore I might have some for you but alas, I am not.

hahahahah, just what i thought, another chickenshit.......chalk up another Sarcasm victim.

[TooPowerful4u]

i've never claimed anything about myself that was remotely bullshit.

you claimed to be bigger than me... that is total *caugh caugh* BULLSHIT.  lol.  I carry probably 10 more lbs LBM than you do, and you even get the benefit of the doubt with bigger bones, skin, etc!  You wanna be me admit it  now go call your gay lover johnpaul to defend you... i sense his homosexual presence.... the gaydar is beeping louder... he should be here in 3...2...1....

[The Squadfather]

you claimed to be bigger than me... that is total *caugh caugh* BULLSHIT.  lol.  I carry probably 10 more lbs LBM than you do, and you even get the benefit of the doubt with bigger bones, skin, etc!  You wanna be me admit it  now go call your gay lover johnpaul to defend you... i sense his homosexual presence.... the gaydar is beeping louder... he should be here in 3...2...1....

hahahahahaha, yeah i'm totally wishing i was you "toopowerful", all i need to do is shrink 4 inches in height, lose a couple of inches on each arm, lose a couple of inches of width on each shoulder, lose 40 pounds and take some meth for your classic bug eyed look.

[Andre Nickatina]

IF that first story was actually true .....
















.... that is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard in my life. I dont care how heavy the weight is you dont need to make your shins bleed and throw your walkman around and lick your wound in front of some old lady.

I havent deadlifted anywhere near 600 but 455 and althought it was tough as all fuck and I only did it twice.. there was no need for all the drama...grunting and slamming I understand its fuckin heavy but all that other bullshit totally unneccessary and annoying as shit.

I came into do legs one day and there was this trainer and 3 or 4 other dudes squatting on the smith machine with three plates a side... screaming SOO LOUD! It was like a baby was popping out of their vagina.. totally unncessary I wished so bad they would finish and leave the fuckin gym.. very distracting...

Hahah yes thats not hardcore its just idiotic. Hardcore is just lifting til you cant lift shit anymore and not being a pussy drama queen about it.

[CARTEL]

hahahahah, just what i thought, another chickenshit.......chalk up another Sarcasm victim.

And what pictures do you have? Two bloated assed, weird angled, XXXL shirt covered pics. You are an attack on my senses.

You have to do better than that to call someone out.

But keep your chins up. At least you are still in your prime 

[Cee21Jay]

IF that first story was actually true .....
















.... that is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard in my life. I dont care how heavy the weight is you dont need to make your shins bleed and throw your walkman around and lick your wound in front of some old lady.

I havent deadlifted anywhere near 600 but 455 and althought it was tough as all fuck and I only did it twice.. there was no need for all the drama...grunting and slamming I understand its fuckin heavy but all that other bullshit totally unneccessary and annoying as shit.

I came into do legs one day and there was this trainer and 3 or 4 other dudes squatting on the smith machine with three plates a side... screaming SOO LOUD! It was like a baby was popping out of their vagina.. totally unncessary I wished so bad they would finish and leave the fuckin gym.. very distracting...

He was kind of immature and still is.  He was almost 30 at the time and he would say blood is life constantly (although this time blood was involved). Besides the grunting and blood he was pretty socially savvy.  I think back and if the women called him on licking his blood he would have charmed the crap out of her and convinced her that intensity and grunting was necessary to train.  I remember leg days were like a show and I think people of all ages actually liked the spectacle.  For example when we started training legs together on Sunday's the place would be empty (every Sunday).  Then like 6 months later Sunday mornings were packed.  I think most just wanted to see him do legs and see what came next.  After we stopped training together Sunday's were dead again. People would stop and smile while he would grunt and yell and actually come up and give him positive comments on his lifts (soccer dad's as well as the "hardcore").  I truly think his intensity motivated many.  Many average people admitted his actions and lifts motivated them. You have to remember he lifted insane weights, was very muscular and charismatic.  It seemed to be okay in his situation.  I think people would have been annoyed if it was a "normal" human who was not likable.  Maybe there is a criteria that makes hardcore more acceptable by most of the population.  Your example of the smith trainers doing 3-4 plates probably would have annoyed me also.  Remember this example is one of his extremes.

[Cee21Jay]

hahahahahhaa, i love when these clowns break out the old, "not sure if SF has been around but i didn't think that a 900 pound deadlift for 10 reps was all that impressive or that a guy 5'8" and 310 pounds at 2 percent bodyfat was considered big" or the old "back when i was coming up we had 25 guys in the same gym benching 850 for 15 so i just considered it normal"

What you say for weights is absurd.  What I said is grounded in reality. Please do not transfer your perceived limitations onto others.  Your response confirms to me you have had no contact in the gym with high level powerlifters or bodybuilders.

[TooPowerful4u]

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hahahahahaha, yeah i'm totally wishing i was you "toopowerful", all i need to do is shrink 4 inches in height, lose a couple of inches on each arm (which are really 16inches when you take all the fat off), lose a couple of inches of width on each shoulder (after i take off my 3 shirts and realize my clavicle isnt as wide as i thought and got forbid i lose the fat on my shoulders and realize im even NARROWER), lose 40 pounds (i mean 50lbs of pure fat) and take some meth for your classic bug eyed look. (and see a plastic surgeon for my triple chin)

[HalloweenMan]

I don't think you would he was pretty intimidating and a nice guy.

nah, i would have, your friend sounds like a big pussy, all show, homo, kinda like those black dudes who yell and scream til night comes but then as soon as someone says something back, they shut up. 
 
again, nice deadlift lie

[SS]

"bugged eye look" hahahahaha! owned owned owned OWNED!!!!!!!!!

[nder98]

At least squadfathers are funny sort of. This guy "licks bloood from his shins!!" fucking hardcore to be an idiot and stare down old ladys these days huh?

Im curious, now did he bend over and lick his chins? or did he lift his leg up and then stare at the lady and then lick his chins while holding his legs up to his mouth? 

[Big Worm]

hahahaha, wow, "he" sounds hardcore.

Watch out...Don't you know?













 Blood is the life?

[Big Worm]

So what did the old woman do? 

She whipped out her bloody Tampon...Slapped him on the face with it ...and said....... NO BITCH !!!! LIFE IS THE BLOOD!!!

[Cee21Jay]

nah, i would have, your friend sounds like a big pussy, all show, homo, kinda like those black dudes who yell and scream til night comes but then as soon as someone says something back, they shut up. 
 
again, nice deadlift lie

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