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2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« on: June 27, 2007, 06:47:52 PM »
So we walk into the gym today and are assaulted by the stench of unwashed, long neglected cooter. For fuck's sake the smell was everywhere!!! Had to be one of the worst things my nose has ever encountered. We ran away to do legs in the back and could still smell it. Please realize there are open sewer drains in parts of town that stink less than this pussy did.

This is what it smelled like: Some dirty skank with either trichimonas or a yeast infection sat in a unventillated place all day and marinated in her own sweat. Some guy worked all day in the hot sun (sweating) and figured... "since I'm going to clean up after the gym, why not hit it on the way?" No condom and got stinky juices all over him. Got to the gym, started working out and sweating like a bastard and made the stench airborne. Holy fuck it fucking stank!!!!

Took about 20min for the stench to clear after the person left. Never saw who it was but figured the smell would have stayed if they were still around as it was some seriously powerful funk.

Whoever this dirty skank was........... Someone should seriously take her pussy away, soak it in bleach for 3 days and give it to a vaginal cancer survivor who will appreciate and take good care of it.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 08:37:00 PM »
that's no way to talk about pumphard's mom  ;D

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 08:39:22 PM »
that's no way to talk about pumphard's mom  ;D
How original, I though you fags were more creative........

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 08:47:37 PM »
that's no way to talk about pumphard's mom  ;D

hahaha, that bitch could suck a basketball through a garden hose.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 08:49:01 PM »
hahaha, that bitch could suck a basketball through a garden hose.
stop sucking havenbull's dick.......hahaha

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 10:02:18 PM »
After some thought... it was the 3rd worst thing I've ever smelled. But it definately was the worst thing I've ever smelled from a live human.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 10:12:14 PM »
After some thought... it was the 3rd worst thing I've ever smelled. But it definately was the worst thing I've ever smelled from a live human.
??? gotta know....#1 and #2?
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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 10:19:23 PM »
??? gotta know....#1 and #2?

#1 Rotting corpse when I was a kid.

#2 Stuck behind a trailer in S. Carolina that had the plug on it's septic tank, in hot humid weather. Big green chunks were falling out of the bottom as they turned on a ramp. Reeked from hell.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2007, 06:36:47 AM »
that's no way to talk about pumphard's mom  ;D
hahahahahahahahahaha.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2007, 06:39:27 AM »
hahahahahahahahahaha.
of course a fat lowlife like yourself would find that funny........I guess you were never loved by your mother

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2007, 11:14:09 AM »
of course a fat lowlife like yourself would find that funny........I guess you were never loved by your mother

"thoughtless retort" meltdown

hahaha

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2007, 02:44:56 PM »
So we walk into the gym today and are assaulted by the stench of unwashed, long neglected cooter. For fuck's sake the smell was everywhere!!! Had to be one of the worst things my nose has ever encountered. We ran away to do legs in the back and could still smell it. Please realize there are open sewer drains in parts of town that stink less than this pussy did.

This is what it smelled like: Some dirty skank with either trichimonas or a yeast infection sat in a unventillated place all day and marinated in her own sweat. Some guy worked all day in the hot sun (sweating) and figured... "since I'm going to clean up after the gym, why not hit it on the way?" No condom and got stinky juices all over him. Got to the gym, started working out and sweating like a bastard and made the stench airborne. Holy fuck it fucking stank!!!!

Took about 20min for the stench to clear after the person left. Never saw who it was but figured the smell would have stayed if they were still around as it was some seriously powerful funk.

Whoever this dirty skank was........... Someone should seriously take her pussy away, soak it in bleach for 3 days and give it to a vaginal cancer survivor who will appreciate and take good care of it.

My best friend farted in the movie theater couple weeks back......neither the Fantastic Four nor the Silver Surfer could help.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2007, 03:41:19 PM »
of course a fat lowlife like yourself would find that funny........I guess you were never loved by your mother

You're right, the worst stench I was ever hit with was that time I opened up that chasm your sister calls her cooch. Singed my eyebrows off.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 03:42:42 PM »
You're right, the worst stench I was ever hit with was that time I opened up that chasm your sister calls her cooch. Singed my eyebrows off.
hahahahaha, are you saying that her "vagina" reminded you of high tide at the 34th street pier, BF?

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2007, 03:43:43 PM »
hahahahaha, are you saying that her "vagina" reminded you of high tide at the 34th street pier, BF?

hahahaha, all I'm saying is that I'd rather snort a line of whale carcass left out in the carribean sun for a month than dive back into that hole.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2007, 03:47:09 PM »
hahahahaha, are you saying that her "vagina" reminded you of high tide at the 34th street pier, BF?
nothing can possibly smell as bad as that human sperm bank for black guys, otherwise known as your girlfriend.............. ..

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2007, 03:47:57 PM »
hahahaha, all I'm saying is that I'd rather snort a line of whale carcass left out in the carribean sun for a month than dive back into that hole.
now, how in the hell would you know how a vagina smells like......

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2007, 04:24:07 PM »
My best friend farted in the movie theater couple weeks back......neither the Fantastic Four nor the Silver Surfer could help.

You may have never smelled anything this rancid, ever.

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Re: 2nd Worst stench ever!!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2007, 08:40:18 PM »
nothing can possibly smell as bad as that human sperm bank for black guys, otherwise known as your girlfriend.............. ..

pumphard, you're black aren't you?