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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2007, 08:47:15 AM »
hahahahaha, dude one day there were three tall skinny hairy smelly Bosnians in the gym all in a row throwing kicks at the power racks in unison, i swear these clowns smelled so bad that they could burn your nostril hair.

What's with the kicks to the air though and punches non-stop?  Do a kickboxing class or go to a dojo for Christ sakes?  Is it to show they "mean business" or what?

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 08:56:02 AM »
My gym is full of latin boxers,there's a heavy bag in the aerobics room and at any givin time there's 4 or 5 guys
in soccer shorts or jeans wearing their white wifebeaters punching away ::)



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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2007, 09:04:56 AM »
My gym is full of latin boxers,there's a heavy bag in the aerobics room and at any givin time there's 4 or 5 guys
in soccer shorts or jeans wearing their white wifebeaters punching away ::)




Hahahaha, you must be terrified!!!!!

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2007, 09:12:35 AM »
hahahaha, couldn't wait to type up what I witnessed last night at my gym

Was training arms around 9pm and was warming up tris on the cables, when I noticed this indian guy running full speed on the tread, wearing a bluetooth earpiece, perfectly pressed cream khakis, black patterned shirt, expensive watch and polished brown shoes to match!
Not only was he dressed slightly inappropriately for intense cardio, but he was also talking loudly on his huge earpiece the whole time!!!
I moved to the freeweight area to train, and when I came back to finish with some dips the guy was doing the classic "5 reps per machine, as many machines as possible" routine hahaha, I thought it couldn't get any better until he walked over to the stack, put the pin on about 3/4 of the full weight and tried to do an over head tricep extension!!! when he finally gave up the battle, he held the cable behind his neck and started bowing like he was in a dojo or something hahaha, to top it all off, as I was leaving the gym he walked out the door just in fornt of me covered in sweat and got straight into his taxi and back on the job!!!!!! I always wondered why these guys stank so bad but now I know the truth!


That's funny, i'm not one to talk trash about an entire race...but I've had an indian roommate for school once ::)  I swear, the ENTIRE semester he only did laundry TWICE!!!  :o

And once he tried to tell me that washing your hair everytime you take a shower is bad, it ruins your hair  :o

Needless to say i got a new roommate immediately

just not good enough

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 09:17:47 AM »
Hahahah one time one of these's clowns tried some kind of round house kick and flat out missed the bag!!
he fell and busted his ass ;D

I pretty much keep to myself at the gym but I couldn't help it and just busted ot laughing at him. ;D


 

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2007, 09:27:21 AM »
Maybe lifting at home is a mistake.  I miss out on all this shit!  I own myself in the squat rack twice a week tho.   :-\

I did go to a "Fitness First" awhile back to try out a power rack before buying one.  The trainer who came out was straight out of a GetBig thread.  I got to listen to an ILS driven skinnyfat sales pitch, featuring swiss balls 'n all, before I found out... they don't have a power rack.  ::)  And I swear to God, at one point this monster said "I don't want to get too big."  That's a quote word for word.  I was trying to keep a straight face the whole time but I just couldn't manage it.  ;D

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2007, 09:42:49 AM »
Maybe lifting at home is a mistake.  I miss out on all this shit!  I own myself in the squat rack twice a week tho.   :-\

I did go to a "Fitness First" awhile back to try out a power rack before buying one.  The trainer who came out was straight out of a GetBig thread.  I got to listen to an ILS driven skinnyfat sales pitch, featuring swiss balls 'n all, before I found out... they don't have a power rack.  ::)  And I swear to God, at one point this monster said "I don't want to get too big."  That's a quote word for word.  I was trying to keep a straight face the whole time but I just couldn't manage it.  ;D

i've heard the dumbest shit of my life workin at a supplement shop...

1) do you have the protein that's good for building in the chest and arms area?

2) i would compete, but i'd wait until the caliber of guys gets a little better, it seems to be too easy now, i'd take them all (while he walked away with his 20$ budget protein which he tried to bargain down, and his forearm-sized quads roared through the door) lol

3) but i heard creatine is like steroids...i dont wanna take that, i'd rather be natural. least help as possible....
*then guy walks out with protein, weight gainer, arginine, tribulus, and god knows what else.

and the list goes on....

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2007, 09:55:59 AM »
i've heard the dumbest shit of my life workin at a supplement shop...

1) do you have the protein that's good for building in the chest and arms area?

That's fucking gold!!!!! Ahahaha

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Re: Smartly dressed indian doing full body workout at my gym!!!
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2007, 04:04:47 PM »
hahahahahaha, did he have the gallon of water, gloves and ipod?
HAHAHAHHAHA did he HAHA ..HAHAHA!