Author Topic: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 2584 times)

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I saw Anchorman a couple of nights back after a looooooooooooooooooooong time, so I'll start with that one:

Any scene in that movie with Steve Carell who plays the character of a retard (Brick Tamland) to perfection:

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know


Veronica Corningstone: ....and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.


Brian Fantana: That was some crazy party. I am hungover.
Champ Kind: Tell me about. I mean I woke up and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this shit-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.


Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.


I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.


Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.



Will post more later. Let's hear it boys - just funny scenes / quotes please 8)

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 06:49:15 PM »
BTW, in case you guys were wondering, I didn't type those quotes up. I just got them off the 'memorable quotes' section from www.imdb.com They have a 'quotes' sections for most, if not nearly all movies.

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 08:14:02 PM »
 :D
 Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2007, 08:31:27 PM »
:D
 Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Dumb and Dumber

Haha another funny flick with the legendary Jim Carrey. I spit my drink out when he tells Lauren Holly, in a state of confusion + nervousness, "Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" ROFL!

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 08:40:48 PM »
I love that fuckin movie ;D

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.








Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.
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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 06:31:30 AM »
the funniest quote from Anchorman to me was ....



ewwww smells like Bigfoots dick ... hahahhah (or something like that )
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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 06:51:09 AM »
the funniest quote from Anchorman to me was ....



ewwww smells like Bigfoots dick ... hahahhah (or something like that )


No, it's 'What the hell's that smell? Smells like a turd covered with burnt hair' ROFL ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 05:53:20 PM »
the funniest quote from Anchorman to me was ....



ewwww smells like Bigfoots dick ... hahahhah (or something like that )
hahahaha, funniest was when Ron called Veronica a smelly pirate hooker. ;D

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Re: Favorite funny scenes / quotes in movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 05:57:50 PM »
I like when he said he was going to punch her in the overies... ;D