moustache report

[Bluto]

fellas, as you know im growing a moustache and have been for quite some time as a tribute to the great mike mentzer

now as it's growing longer and longer, i have the choice to either comb and form it so it goes upward on the sides or downwards on the sides. i could shave it short but i reckon the bigger stache the better.

have you ever had problems like this happening in your life?

[Bluto]

i will also say that ever since i got this stache my strength gone through the roof and my sets are more intense than ever before. i definitely believe this is not a coincidence, a big stache is just a symbol of great maculinity and testosterone.

dont go clean shaven to the gym if you wanna life heavy poundages.

when you look like a girl, you will lift like a girl.

[jonsande]

I envy your prodigious moustache growing abilities.  I myself can't even grow a full moustache.  I can get a beard, but what good is a beard with no stache to rock with it?  You make Mentzer and his moustache proud.

[Bluto]

thanks man! the other day i for the first time bought moustache wax! it cost me $12

[Van_Bilderass]

I have a 'stache as well now. What's the best way to trim it? Scissors?

[Bluto]

I have a 'stache as well now. What's the best way to trim it? Scissors?

cool! im still trying to figure that out. im using a combination of scissors and an electric shaver.

[pumpster]

Excellent. Moustache's are still in around the following areas:

-Long Island

-Iraq and most of the middle east.

[MikeThaMachine]

Excellent. Moustache's are still in around the following areas:

-Long Island

-Iraq and most of the middle east.

Don't forget Mexico.

[EL Mariachi]

fellas, as you know im growing a moustache and have been for quite some time as a tribute to the great mike mentzer

now as it's growing longer and longer, i have the choice to either comb and form it so it goes upward on the sides or downwards on the sides. i could shave it short but i reckon the bigger stache the better.

have you ever had problems like this happening in your life?

what colour is the moustache?

[JOHN MATRIX]

after around 2-4 weeks you should start noticing significant strength gains as moustaches (and also often beards) have been known historically as a source of power.

[ripitupbaby]

Moustaches are hot.   

[hifrommike]

Just know when to stop.   

[Bluto]

damn that's a lot of stache and chest hair, must mean he got a lot of test
he should start bodybuilding

[hifrommike]

Another one to take a pass on.   

[Rob Base]

Pretty soon you'll have the urge to visit rest area rest rooms and you will want to become a Catholic priest or a Cub scout leader.