lifeguards at my local town pool! what a joke!!!

[G.R.H.]

did any of you ever go to a pool and see a lifeguard that's about 16 years old, 98 lbs soaking wet, and looks about as unqualified as ever to save someone's life? i swear, all the lifeguards at my local pool look like something out  of jr high school, and none of them look qualified to save anyone's life! (scary!) it's even funnier when you go to a beach and you are bigger, stronger, and more "able bodied" than the lifeguards on duty at a beach!  none of them are really paying any attention, or know what the f' they are doing! (i'm not saying all lifeguards are like this, but the ones in my town are!) holy sheeit! 

[Eyeball Chambers]

I drove by the pool a while back and saw a female life guard who must of just gone off duty, she stood up to dive off her chair into the deep end.  She hesitated to jump twice like she was scared then she jumped in feet first pinching her nose like a little kid thats scared of the water.

Amazing....