I was thinking that when Vick's football career is over, maybe he can do a TV show?
It'll be like Emril Lagassi's show on the Foodnetwork, but instead of food, Mike Vick can "ghetto" things up a notch.
Someone buys a box of expensive cuban cigars, then Vick comes along and goes "bam" and sprinkles some crack on the cigars.
Someone buys their first nice car and Vick and his crew put some spinners on that bitch and yell "BAM!"
Someone orders a martini in a bar and Vick adds some colt 45 to it and it becomes ghetto and he screams "BAM!"