Russian Bear 5,000 Calorie weight gainer

[Littleman]

has anyone tried that Russian Bear stuff with the 5,000 calories? I am not the hardest of gainers but I do need to supplement with shakes to gain due to my work schedule.

My goal is to stick with a more cardio like toning program for 2 more months then go for a mass program.

I was thinking the Russian Bear sounded pretty good for a between meal addition while at work. Then I saw that the serving was 5,000 and I was like WTF.  Who needs a full serving a day?

Anyhow I thought I had better ask the forum! Thanks guys hope ya can help

[G.R.H.]

i tried it more than 10 years ago.  it was not too bad, but i have only seen it in one particular store in the middle of nowhere, and i haven't seen it since then!  i didn't even know it was still around. 

[WOOO]

5000 calories is absurd

[SquatsRule]

has anyone tried that Russian Bear stuff with the 5,000 calories? I am not the hardest of gainers but I do need to supplement with shakes to gain due to my work schedule.

My goal is to stick with a more cardio like toning program for 2 more months then go for a mass program.

I was thinking the Russian Bear sounded pretty good for a between meal addition while at work. Then I saw that the serving was 5,000 and I was like WTF.  Who needs a full serving a day?

Anyhow I thought I had better ask the forum! Thanks guys hope ya can help

5,000 calories per serving? Probably has a shitload of simple sugars.

[WOOO]

5,000 calories per serving? Probably has a shitload of simple sugars.

no kidding... do you think that was his point?  he wants to get fat

[Rudee]

Not to mention that these high calorie weight gain powders have very large serving sizes.  This one is probably a full cup of powder.

[jmt1]

lol

Russian Bear 5000 Powder Information

Russian Bear 5000-Vanilla is a high calorie; zero fat; protein rich weight gaining powder providing 5000 calories and 292 grams protein per serving providing an anabolic formula for rapid weight gain without gaining fat. Russian Bear 5000 Weight Gainer provides a mega 46 grams of MCT's.

Manufacturer's Directions/Recommended Usage:
As a dietary supplement mix one container together with one gallon of whole milk and drink throughout the day.

Other Ingredients: Three Stage Carbohydrate Mix (Glucose Polymers) Containing Complex, Medium Chain and Simple Carbohydrates, Pharmaceutical Grade Protein Blend Consisting of Non-Fat Milk Solids and Hydrolyzed Egg White (Albumin), Medium Chain Triglycerides, Vitamin, Mineral, and Liptropic Mixture (Which Includes Kreb's Cycle Complexes) Yohimbe Bark, Eleutherococcus, Crystaline Fructose, Sikadeer Antler Powder, Schizandra Chinensis, Inosine HXR, Colostrum, Boron, Chromium Picolinate, Natural Vanilla Flavor.

[powerpack]

It says "zero fat" but then says 46 grams of MCTs a kind of fat.

292 grams of Protein is 1168 Calories
46 grams of MCTs is 322 Calories
That still leaves a wopping 3510 Calories from carbs.......... or 877.5 grams.
Per day just from one shake! 
LOL this is instant get obese 

Oh and this does not include the gallon of whole fat milk that you must mix it with............

[MidniteRambo]

Yeah, the build of a Russian Bear (or any kind of bear), exactly the type of look I'm going for.   See below as I consume my own special 10,000 calorie "weight gainer."