gross
i humped my baby-sitter's leg when I was around five years old . . . she was kind of weirded out, but is a really sweet girl, and I don't think she told my mom.
i still see her sometimes when I go home . . . she's still really nice . . . and acts like she doesn't remember, but I know she must. I wonder if she told her husband . . . I can just imagine the conversation after church.
he: Who was that?
she: he's _______'s son. I used to babysit him
he: Oh, the leg-humper.
she: Honey, he was only four years old, he didn't know what he was doing.
he: yeah, right, hahahahahahahaha.