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so, onlyme mentioned Doris Duke in the other thread . . . but he didn't mention this about her:  She was the daughter of the man who created Duke U . . . and she married Dominican "diplomat" Porfirio Rubirosa, whose claim to fame was having a giant schlong (compared to part of a louisville slugger(. In fact, she was quite openly enamored w it.  She also slept w Patton, and claimed that MacArthur's wife told her that Mac was not a Big Mac. 

about rubirosa, he married another american heiress (can't remember her name), who paid him $3.5 million (this was in the 40s or 50s) for a marriage that lasted 50 days or so. 

so paris hilton & the OJ lawyer's daughter are just following in the great American tradition . . .

yeah, if you want links, google is your friend. ;)

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Re: Duke University & the foot-long schlong/the great American tradition
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 10:20:23 AM »

I guess this thread is the counterpoint to the Overachievers, Inc. thread.  The sons overachieve, and the daughters are out trolling for giant cocks.

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Re: Duke University & the foot-long schlong/the great American tradition
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 10:41:34 AM »

 ;D

Truman Capote described his male organ as "an 11-inch cafe au lait sinker as thick as a man's wrist". To this day, large pepper grinders are commonly referred to as "rubirosas". He was linked romantically to Dolores Del Rio, Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth, Soraya Esfandiary, Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and Eva Peron. He dallied with his ex-wife Flor during his marriage to Doris Duke, and with Zsa Zsa Gabor during his marriage to Barbara Hutton.

from his wikipedia page.  Barbara Hutton was the one who paid him 3.5 mil.

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Re: Duke University & the foot-long schlong/the great American tradition
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 10:43:10 AM »
so, onlyme mentioned Doris Duke in the other thread . . . but he didn't mention this about her:  She was the daughter of the man who created Duke U . . . and she married Dominican "diplomat" Porfirio Rubirosa, whose claim to fame was having a giant schlong (compared to part of a louisville slugger(. In fact, she was quite openly enamored w it.  She also slept w Patton, and claimed that MacArthur's wife told her that Mac was not a Big Mac. 

about rubirosa, he married another american heiress (can't remember her name), who paid him $3.5 million (this was in the 40s or 50s) for a marriage that lasted 50 days or so. 

so paris hilton & the OJ lawyer's daughter are just following in the great American tradition . . .

yeah, if you want links, google is your friend. ;)

She also inherited over $100 million in the late 20's when her dad died or something like that.  Her dad was a tobacco tycoon.  She was a member at Gold's Gym in Honolulu when I was the marketing director there in 90 and 91.  She had a trainer and would be on the phone the whole time she was there.  She would hardly look at anyone and was very much into talking on the phone.   She did say hi to me once though. Too bad she didn't leave me any money.

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Re: Duke University & the foot-long schlong/the great American tradition
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 10:45:45 AM »

she was a billionaire when she died, iirc. so she must not have been too foolish w her money. that wikipedia article said she bought rubirosa a ton of shit.

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Re: Duke University & the foot-long schlong/the great American tradition
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 08:46:17 PM »
I think they were going to turn her home on Honolulu into a museum.