Did they ever find those missing Utah miners?

[Livewire]

Or are they just leaving them in the mountain?

And if so, do you think they've built some secret underground dance club, and it's filled with coal-digging hoes?

[tommywishbone]

They found them, but they didn't smell very good, so they just left them there.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Maybe the Balrog ate them?

[wisconsinBB]

I heard scuttlebutt got them

[Luv_2build]

 no, they decided it was to dangerous and they decided to end the search.  i believe i saw on the news that funeral services are today.  pretty sad situation

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Maybe they are playing a riddle game with Gollum

[The Coach]

Or are they just leaving them in the mountain?

And if so, do you think they've built some secret underground dance club, and it's filled with coal-digging hoes?

No, never found em'........it's Bush's fault

[Livewire]

No, never found em'........it's Bush's fault

First you admit to taking oral steroids.  Now you're spouting liberal propaganda.

You're a drug abusing terrorist!

[tommywishbone]

I heard scuttlebutt got them

He's comin' right at us!