Does this look like the beat-off board to you Mr?
umm.................yea (it is the "Womans" board after all isn't it??)
Well boyfriend, if this is where you chose to beat-off, I'd hate to see what you do on the sex board.
what else could i do??.................(if i beat off here )ummm................i just go to the sex board for the articles
If they're from sex with the girlfriend, you throw them away before the wife finds them.