So i am trying to get my pension

[Slin1]

Any tips i can say to the docktor?

[Nordic Superman]

Any tips i can say to the docktor?

Try this:

Hey doc, you and I both know that i'll never get a job, we both also know I have a cocktail of AIDS and herpes in my blood stream. You either sign the forms opening up my pension, or I stab you with your fountain pen, bite my lip hard enough to draw blood and then spit into your wound. Choice is yours!

[Slin1]

I dont got AIDS or herpes that i know of but the docktor do know i am never gonna work

[Decker]

How are you going to get your money out of the plan by seeing a doctor?

Are you trying to get a disability distribution from the retirement plan?

[Slin1]

How are you going to get your money out of the plan by seeing a doctor?

Are you trying to get a disability distribution from the retirement plan?

Don't you got like disability pension were you live?

I'm planning to move to the Philippines or Vietnam maybe Thailand and live like a king

[Decker]

Don't you got like disability pension were you live?

I'm planning to move to the Philippines or Vietnam maybe Thailand and live like a king

I'm sorry, I thought you had a serious question about your pension.  I'm a lawyer in that line of work.

[Nordic Superman]

I dont got AIDS or herpes that i know of but the docktor do know i am never gonna work

Just tell him you have! Also tell him you've got a date with his daughter and intend to do anal, bareback!

He'll shit his pants and give you the disability pension of kings!

[Slin1]

I'm sorry, I thought you had a serious question about your pension.  I'm a lawyer in that line of work.

This is a very serious question

If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself

[Nordic Superman]

If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself

Tell him this, I'm sure the mental health services will provide you with a nice one room apartment and a cosy straight jacket and gimp mask.

[amc1980]

This is a very serious question

If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself

Oh well, it won't be a massive loss for mankind.

[Slin1]

Tell him this, I'm sure the mental health services will provide you with a nice one room apartment and a cosy straight jacket and gimp mask.

Yeah you like making jokes i know but i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs) at the same age as me and they both could work if they wanted to
I never worked a day in my life and i been to many docktors and i'm still on the wellfare  
Why should this dirty Arabs have pension but not me

[Nordic Superman]

Because european governments are fucking disgrace.

Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC?

LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"

[Slin1]

Because european governments are fucking disgrace.

Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC?

LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"

I never call them dirty Arabs to there face but some day thay is got to pay they make 500USD/week doing nothing and they still complane about my country. my welfare is only half of that 

[amc1980]

Because european governments are fucking disgrace.

Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC?

LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"

I'm starting a Human Rights module this year. If the Royal Marines thing doesn't come off, I will become a fat cat immigration lawyer.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!