I am going out with a butterface tonight

[danielson]

Not really going out with her, but she is tagging along. I met her last weekend talked to her a few times this week etc. Anyway, the point of the thread is she sent me a text message saying she was trying on Halloween costumes with a pic attached. I showed my buddy earlier who was with me when I met her and we agreed she might be the smartest butterface of all time. Seriously, her face is like a 5 at best and she sends me this pic, hiding her face and looking all hot. God, I wish I had a pic of her face to show you guys for reference. Night and day.

[The Squadfather]

not too bad Danny, tear it up, i'd like to see the face and ass.

[danielson]

not too bad Danny, tear it up, i'd like to see the face and ass.

 You don't want to see the face, trust me Her body is banging, I don't think the pic does her justice, but I was drunk, so who knows. But a serious plain jane face. That's what dark rooms are for I guess. She was smart to not include a face shot though, I'll give her that.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

You don't want to see the face, trust me Her body is banging, I don't think the pic does her justice, but I was drunk, so who knows. But a serious plain jane face. That's what dark rooms are for I guess. She was smart to not include a face shot though, I'll give her that.

Sometimes I really hate reading your posts because it makes me regret getting married

[chaos]

her ass is in the air butterface is in the pillow, what's the problem?

[flexingtonsteele]

nice job dan my man.

Just remember ur not fucking her face! and if that pussy is as tight as her body, you'll be just alright.

[Bluto]

nice job dan my man.

Just remember ur not fucking her face!

how do you know what part of her he is fucking

[RUDE BUOY]

dammit danny i must see the face 

[drkaje]

her ass is in the air butterface is in the pillow, what's the problem?

Nice, LOL!

Ver nice.

[Master Blaster]

nice job dan my man.

Just remember ur not fucking her face! and if that pussy is as tight as her body, you'll be just alright.

The face is the best part to fuck.

[danielson]

So I met the whore last Saturday and she and her friend were like the only girls at this bar we were at, so I hopped in with them and we went back to my buddies house, where she wouldn't fuck me . So last night I just told her if they wanted to go out with us to go back there at 9 and I would meet them there and we would all go out. Problems started when my pill guy whose son lives by me called and said he was in the area, so I waited for him cuz it saved me an hour round trip drive today or tomorrow when I needed to re-up. Pill guy didn't show up until almost 10 and by that time I was getting texts from my buddy that went something like "her friend is a pig, I am going to kick these bitches out". Seems, she brought an even uglier girl than the bitch from the previous weekend, which I wasn't sure was possible. So, I am texting him just saying to chill and he is pretty cool, so no big deal. Then she starts texting me, "where the hell are you? you have another date?". So I am not looking forward to this at all, I go over walk in and holy shit her friend was a fkn monster. About 5'10" and a good 200 pounds. The butterface looked ok and I am actually a nice guy, so I wasn't about to kick them out. However, we didn't want to go to the bar where our friends were at cuz the bitches were ugly, so we go to a dive bar and it wasn't that bad. They were pretty cool chicks I guess, even the fat girl was actually kind of funny and was the type of bitch that was appreciative of me buying their drinks, probably cuz no one ever bought the fat bitch a drink before. So we go back to my buddies house and boom, he goes to town with the pig And me? Butterface wanted to makeout two weeks in a row. No blowjob, nothing, just wanted to kiss for a half hour, which I am not remotely into ever since I turned 13. Anyway, the point of the blue balls meltdown was this, any of you guys ever want something more when you can't get it? I don't mean like a starfuck, but something that is inevitable, but will take time. I wouldn't think twice about this slut, but now I kind of want to at least close the deal. I have 2 nights invested in it.

[Bluto]

whats a dive bar?

yeah i hear you her not being all that pretty might even make you want it harder, like if she was a real hot girl rejection could be more accepted, but having a girl play around for that long time and not even beign that hot make it even worse in a way
but there's a limit though, she shouldnt push it...

[chaos]

hahahahha, what happened Danny, you've been nailing hot chicks within minutes and now you can't seal the deal with butterface?

Have you lost your touch?

[danielson]

whats a dive bar?

yeah i hear you her not being all that pretty might even make you want it harder, like if she was a real hot girl rejection could be more accepted, but having a girl play around for that long time and not even beign that hot make it even worse in a way
but there's a limit though, she shouldnt push it...

A dive bar is just a small shit hole type place. She didn't reject me so much, just said she doesn't fuck guys she just meets. I just don't want to waste any more time with a cunnt who doesn't want to fuck, if she were hotter it wouldn't be a big deal, but she is not. I guess I will just tell her that when she wants to fuck, she can call me.

[danielson]

hahahahha, what happened Danny, you've been nailing hot chicks within minutes and now you can't seal the deal with butterface?

Have you lost your touch?

I don't know, maybe she is smart enough to realize that once I fuck her I will be done with her. But tbh, her body is banging, I wouldn't mind having her come over once or twice a week and laying it to her. Just not so much in public.

[Bluto]

maybe you can do roleplay

she can be donna

and you can be david

and she wont have sex until you're married!

[chaos]

I don't know, maybe she is smart enough to realize that once I fuck her I will be done with her. But tbh, her body is banging, I wouldn't mind having her come over once or twice a week and laying it to her. Just not so much in public.

hahaha what is that saying, if you can't have it, you want it more?

[danielson]

maybe you can do roleplay

she can be donna

and you can be david

and she wont have sex until you're married!

They fucked, then she fucked Noah, then the beach volleyball player.

[Bluto]

They fucked, then she fucked Noah, then the beach volleyball player.

let that be your inspiration and guidance

[danielson]

hahaha what is that saying, if you can't have it, you want it more?

Yeah, no doubt. Funny thing is I am so used to fucking girls when I wake up with them, so I was like half awake this morning and looking for some spooning and I remembered the bitch wouldn't even fuck me the night before.

[chaos]

Yeah, no doubt. Funny thing is I am so used to fucking girls when I wake up with them, so I was like half awake this morning and looking for some spooning and I remembered the bitch wouldn't even fuck me the night before.

that's sad

[danielson]

let that be your inspiration and guidance

David was a whiney Jew, I follow Dylans example

[Bluto]

David was a whiney Jew, I follow Dylans example

david rocks in real life

[danielson]

david rocks in real life

Yes, he gets some good pussy for sure.