Crocodile Dundee is coming on tonight

[Tapeworm]

(yes, he left his wife for koslowski)

to 10 things vince might do to DA based on croc dundee:
1. dissolve da's coke supply in a bowl with hot water
2. throw a can of baked beans at his head, knocking him tfo
3. cut da's michael jackson style nylon jacket with his knife ("thats not a knife... this is a knife")
4. blow up da's fishtank with a hand grenade
5. throw a knife at da, pinning his toupee to the wall behind him
6. put da to sleep using mind tricks and hawaiin "hang loose" hand sign
7. throw a boomerang at his head, knocking him tfo
8. um... thats all I can think of

Maybe he just wants to invite DA to a tribal gathering.  Maybe he's planning a crotch grab. 

Btw I also heard that "Ned the black fella" is homeless and penniless these days, his extended family having made short work of his earnings from the film and being unable to hold a job.  Poor Ned. 

On the upside, Hoags was inducted into the Order of Australia after singlehandedly building the Sydney Harbour Bridge over a long weekend, on a bet for a case of beer. 

[Steve Pulcinella]

maybe he'll make him put a mug of beer on his head and punch him in the stomach.

(yes, he left his wife for koslowski)

to 10 things vince might do to DA based on croc dundee:
1. dissolve da's coke supply in a bowl with hot water
2. throw a can of baked beans at his head, knocking him tfo
3. cut da's michael jackson style nylon jacket with his knife ("thats not a knife... this is a knife")
4. blow up da's fishtank with a hand grenade
5. throw a knife at da, pinning his toupee to the wall behind him
6. put da to sleep using mind tricks and hawaiin "hang loose" hand sign
7. throw a boomerang at his head, knocking him tfo
8. um... thats all I can think of

[24KT]

The woman is Linda Kozlowski.  They got married in real life.  The catch is that Hogan apparently left his wife and kids to do it.  Lots of people get divorced tho so I'd like to give 'ol Hoags the benefit of the doubt. 

I heard that all the Aussies are mean to Linda tho and she fuckin hates it in Aus.

Good for you for giving him the benefit of the doubt. What was done to them as a couple was very unfair.

The messed up part about that is Hogan did an interview wherein he said "I'm not one of those guys who all of a sudden gets famous and decides to leave his wife for his co-star..." ...then sure enough, he divorces his wife, and marries Kozlowski.

He was taken out of context, and the divorce was a long time coming, but by not airing his subsequent comments about the state of his marriage, it made him look like a big hypocrite. His then wife didn't want to make so clean a break of it, ...especially on the heels of such massive North American success, ...a media circus ensued, and a hate campaign was started against Hogan & Linda. Pretty unfair

[davidpaul]

that aint a knife, THAT'S a knife!

[Palpatine Q]

Hey Vince, When is this supposed Mega-Ownage going to happen?

The least you could do is give us a concrete date, so we can watch it pass by with nothing happening