I was leaving my gym this morning and saw this other guy pull in the parking lot. He had what looked like a 90's Geo Metro or the Chevy version of it and on the back window, there was this giant whole-window decal that had the words "Train to Grow" cut out from it. I'm going to take my cell phone with me from now on and hope he comes back so I can get a picture. The guy was wearing mirrored shades, a bandana, some old wifebeater, and those Zubaz pants that were popular back in the day. It was at this moment when I realized that he was the final stage in the evolution of an amateur bodybuilder. There's no going back once you reach this point, so it's best to leave the iron game before you transform into that.
