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Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« on: December 15, 2007, 02:35:45 PM »
Pay your respect for the great Jack Nicholson, one of the most, charismatic, talented actors out there. Nobody could pull off Jimmy like he did in Hoffa.

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 02:40:56 PM »
Jack still gets more hot young pussy than all of getbig combined
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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 02:53:51 PM »
Jack still gets more hot young pussy than all of getbig combined

i bet even danny de vito gets loads of pussymagnets

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 03:11:52 PM »
Jack is a god among mortals - love his movies!  8)
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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 03:14:35 PM »
Jack is a god among mortals - love his movies!  8)

can you name some good one's. i want to download

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 03:15:49 PM »
his latest best I think was the departed... that movie is killer.

he was good in hoffa, they put so much makeup on him though it made him look like he was made of plastic.

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 03:45:20 PM »
J. Nicholson is a god amongst men... top 3 actor in the world..

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 03:50:53 PM »
J. Nicholson is a god amongst men... top 3 actor in the world..



Its difficult to make a top 3 actors


nicholson
eastwood
de niro
brando
pacino

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 03:56:44 PM »

Its difficult to make a top 3 actors


nicholson
eastwood
de niro
brando
pacino


Eastwood ?! are you smoking crack? he always plays the same character, good yes, but not really an ACTOR..

Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino/Hopkins

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 03:58:15 PM »

Its difficult to make a top 3 actors


nicholson
eastwood
de niro
brando
pacino


which one gets the most pussy?
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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 04:00:39 PM »
Pay your respect for the great Jack Nicholson, one of the most, charismatic, talented actors out there. Nobody could pull off Jimmy like he did in Hoffa.
Jack Nicholson would beat you with a golf club for less than this.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 04:02:53 PM »
Christian Bale FTW!!!
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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2007, 05:14:04 AM »
Just watched Departed, i have to tell you i wasnt that impressed, a good film, butr nothing special, scorcese made much better movies in the past. And i dont think Jack should ever play a mobster, its not his style. Di caprio is a better actor then wahlberg and matt damon combined. Kid s got some talent.

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2007, 02:26:23 PM »
Nicholson did a workout with a girlfriend of mine about 20 years ago, it was the funniest thing.  He was investing in a restaurant or something and she was going to run it.

She took hours to get ready to meet him that night, we had a riot getting ready for the event.   

Then she came home in the morning (well, about 2 or 3pm), by which time I'd invited every last girlfriend home to our apartment to greet her when she arrived back.

She told us all the details for about 2 hours (which I will not post) and we all giggled madly and then she passed out because she'd not slept.

She got the job, but it didn't last for more than a few months.


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oh what a pity, I can't remember, perhaps it was DeNiro...  I'll never forget the antics my mate told me every detail of, but I've forgotten whether it was Jack or Robert !!

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2007, 02:42:20 PM »
So I take it that you're impying that Jack fucked your friend?

WHy not give out details? What's the big deal?

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2007, 02:45:32 PM »
It was so extremely kinky and rude, so I couldn't possibly..



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Sorry, the dirty details remain private.  It was one of those you had to be there things.  Anyways, I'd sooner (not) sell my sex stories about Jack Nicholson, Bob deNiro, Mel Gibson and Sly Stallone to the National Enquirer...



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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2007, 03:14:03 PM »

Oh okay what the heck.  It wasn't Nicholson, he is a gentleman and treats his women well. 

It was DeNiro and he couldn't get it up even though she sucked him off for hours.  They obviously did rather a lot of coke.  And after that all he wanted to do was to kiss her ass.

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
Nicholson treats his women well? Not what I've read according to urban legend. 'Ol Jack has quite a reputation for eating thousands of women up and spitting them out.

The dude has claimed to have slept with over 8,000 women. I believe it.

Guy like that can't be known for treating women like a gentleman. After all, in most cases the worst you treat women, the more they want you. ;D

Deniro only fucks around with black chicks only, I thought?

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2007, 06:03:07 PM »
Oh okay what the heck.  It wasn't Nicholson, he is a gentleman and treats his women well. 

It was DeNiro and he couldn't get it up even though she sucked him off for hours.  They obviously did rather a lot of coke.  And after that all he wanted to do was to kiss her ass.

I heard some strange shit like that about DeNiro a few years back, looks like you just confirmed it, his ex wife was saying he's not right in the head sexually..

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2007, 06:40:22 PM »
Nicholson did a workout with a girlfriend of mine about 20 years ago, it was the funniest thing.  He was investing in a restaurant or something and she was going to run it.

She took hours to get ready to meet him that night, we had a riot getting ready for the event.   

Then she came home in the morning (well, about 2 or 3pm), by which time I'd invited every last girlfriend home to our apartment to greet her when she arrived back.

She told us all the details for about 2 hours (which I will not post) and we all giggled madly and then she passed out because she'd not slept.

She got the job, but it didn't last for more than a few months.


xL


oh what a pity, I can't remember, perhaps it was DeNiro...  I'll never forget the antics my mate told me every detail of, but I've forgotten whether it was Jack or Robert !!


haha good story, thats all it is ;D

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Re: Jack Nicholson likes to do a workout in the ocean
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2007, 08:15:11 AM »
Nicholson treats his women well? Not what I've read according to urban legend. 'Ol Jack has quite a reputation for eating thousands of women up and spitting them out.

The dude has claimed to have slept with over 8,000 women. I believe it.

Guy like that can't be known for treating women like a gentleman. After all, in most cases the worst you treat women, the more they want you. ;D

Deniro only fucks around with black chicks only, I thought?

My friend was white white white, pale white, extremely skinny with dyed blonde hair.  She was an excellent restauranteur and did well afterwards.  She woke up with an awful STD though...

Enough DeNiro. 


About Jack Nich:  8,000?  I can't do the math but that must be more than 10 a day?

& I had a friend in Toronto who knew Anjelica Houston.  According to her, Mr Nicholson treated everyone really wonderfully.  Perhaps that explains how he has been able to bed 8,000 women?  That and his great sense of humour and of the inane.


Your idea (quoted above) that if you treat women badly they'll want more is outrageous.
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& back to the thread, I absoutely love the way he has aged disgracefully.