I am honored to be on this great board with men such as yourselves.
We are men of substance, not emotional she-men with gender and self-worth issues, nor are we juiced up 190lb goons who resemble uncle fester and sound like Punky Brewster.
Real men do not whine on the radio about "street cred" (and refer to an internet message board

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Real men especially do not pretend they are black gangsters. Only incompetent, mentally diseased filth would sink so low.