What they say- My body needs a break, therefore I will not be competing this year.
What they mean- If I don't go "off" cycle for a few months, I'll become the next Tom Prince.
WTS- I'm was having personal issues, and could not concentrate on my prep.
WTM- My wife/girlfriend found out I was cheating, yet again and made life hell for me.
WTS- I'm hoping the judges will notice me this year.
WTM- That blow job I gave em sure made an impression.
WTS- I'm a pro athlete.
WTM- I have no skills. My life revolves around looking good. And make virtually no money doing it. But pro anything sounds nice.
WTS- I just signed with X supplement company. They are great and classy. They know how to treat the athletes. Their supp line is the best, and I've always used their stuff.
WTM- Their supps are overpriced and overhyped, and I don't really use their shit. But it is an income, and it beats gay-for-pay.
WTS- I just signed a huge deal with X supplements.
WTM- Fuck, all I got was 3 jars of creatine 5 jars of protein and I got to keep the pen I used to sign the contract.........
