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Rami

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2008, 05:10:46 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
If anyone disagrees, I challenge that motherf*cker to take a blood test and compare results afterwards >:(

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Better at what?

Earthbound default definition of better means amount of females you successfully impregnate during your lifetime. I assume this is what you had in mind with your statement since you provided no other definition.
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2008, 05:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Rami on January 07, 2008, 05:10:46 PM

Better at what?

Earthbound default definition of better means amount of females you successfully impregnate during your lifetime. I assume this is what you had in mind with your statement since you provided no other definition.

I mentioned the words 'blood test' dude ::)

Blood test results are the only way to truly, realistically and fairly judge one's worth as a person, their financial prowess, pussy landing skills etc etc
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SteelePegasus

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2008, 05:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Medford on January 07, 2008, 05:00:15 PM
at this point in my diet, though, I'd rather have the bag of flour than the girl!!!

follow the britney cocktaill

lots of clen, vodka and nyquil
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2008, 05:22:16 PM »
kiwiol, do you plan on extracting blood by other means that your usual anal fissures?
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2008, 05:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 is Back on January 07, 2008, 05:22:16 PM
kiwiol, do you plan on extracting blood by other means that your usual anal fissures?

Depends Alex - are you going to put out an alternate set of instructional videos starring yourself again?
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2008, 05:25:43 PM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 07, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
:-X


LOL, no way that fucker is able to have sex...40% bf covering his genitals
oh please.


at least 70%.
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2008, 05:27:47 PM »
Quote from: sarcastic on January 07, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
oh please.


at least 70%.

Hahahaha I love it, another keyboard warrior. Hey pussy, have you ever sat down to watch a sitcom and have your ass stop jiggling from the movement 10 minutes after the show ended? I thought not. You have achieved nothing, just another loser who is jealous hahahaha
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2008, 05:28:14 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:23:40 PM
Depends Alex - are you going to put out an alternate set of instructional videos starring yourself again?

Some people never give up... Anything to see my shlong in action Kiwiol...
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2008, 05:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 is Back on January 07, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
Some people never give up... Anything to see my shlong in action Kiwiol...

You are overestimating both of us ;D
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Rami

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2008, 05:31:51 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:15:50 PM
I mentioned the words 'blood test' dude ::)

Blood test results are the only way to truly, realistically and fairly judge one's worth as a person, their financial prowess, pussy landing skills etc etc

Listen, reality defines who is better. The result that you leave behind when life is done. Who had the most offspring in a lifetime. Acquired financial wealth is culture bound and is not relevant.
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2008, 05:37:05 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:27:47 PM
Hahahaha I love it, another keyboard warrior. Hey you pussy, have you ever sat down to watch a sitcom and have your ass stop jiggling from the movement 10 minutes after the show ended? I thought not. You have achieved nothing, just another loser who is jealous hahahaha
haha, ok 'kiwiol' ::)  it's clear that you're jealous of my raw power

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Nordic Beast

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2008, 06:00:06 PM »


haha look at this douche--------the shit you see on youtube


"its twice as hard as a normal bench press" he says

hahaha that was the silliest thing Ive ever seen!!
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Camel Jockey

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2008, 06:04:44 PM »
HEY GUYS! I once fastened a pair of suspenders for Larry King while he muttered, "Why is Barbra sick tonight?"

I once lit a cigarette for Dianna Ross ar a bar, while she said something about fat orients and small dicks.

Once tried to shake Stallone hand, but sadly he thought it was his dealer Ricardo. STILL I MET STALLONE YOU LITTLE FAT FAGS. I HAVE ACCOMPLSIHED SO MUCH!
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2008, 07:28:30 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
HEY GUYS! I once fastened a pair of suspenders for Larry King while he muttered, "Why is Barbra sick tonight?"

I once lit a cigarette for Dianna Ross ar a bar, while she said something about fat orients and small dicks.

Once tried to shake Stallone hand, but sadly he thought it was his dealer Ricardo. STILL I MET STALLONE YOU LITTLE FAT FAGS. I HAVE ACCOMPLSIHED SO MUCH!
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2008, 07:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on January 07, 2008, 07:28:30 PM
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 ;D

It's probably all the Weed he's smoking - I know I write my best when I'm high (like, right now) ;D
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2008, 08:18:26 PM »
"Hey you losers. I decided to go the nice route cause I realized I'm too fat and lame to own anyone"
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kiwiol

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2008, 02:31:40 AM »
Medford is so fat that after she took a cholesterol test, she threatened to sue the hospital if they didn't put that test sample back into her body
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LatsMcGee

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2008, 02:37:11 AM »
How dare you insult me! Here's a pic of me and my business partner when we first met.  We were fast friends!

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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2008, 06:35:39 AM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on January 10, 2008, 02:37:11 AM
How dare you insult me! Here's a pic of me and my business partner when we first met.  We were fast friends!






Thats not Chaos.
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Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2008, 06:49:15 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 10, 2008, 02:31:40 AM
Medford is so fat that after she took a cholesterol test, she threatened to sue the hospital if they didn't put that test sample back into her body

that's lame.  try something better:

Medford is so fat, when they went to draw a blood sample, mayonaise came out instead
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