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If you are a serious believer (like MCWAY) the most important thing is devotion to god. This life is but a brief moment before eternity. Do you think that a MCWAY believes that god is watching him when he is taking a nasty dump? Or he is fucking his wife or eating out her pussy? Would Jesus do something like that?

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 10:10:30 PM »

In a pitiful attempt to pry his feet out of his mouth, after the "Great Site on the Invented Town of Nazareth" blunder, Trapezkerl has reverted to his infantile ways with this beauty, a prime example of step 6 (See the "Why Do 'Christians....." thread).
 


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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 10:36:53 PM »
In a pitiful attempt to pry his feet out of his mouth, after the "Great Site on the Invented Town of Nazareth" blunder, Trapezkerl has reverted to his infantile ways with this beauty, a prime example of step 6 (See the "Why Do 'Christians....." thread).
 



So, you do tune Jesus out of your head when you shit and fuck your wife. Thanks. Now when does he go back into your head?
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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 12:19:05 AM »
If you are a serious believer (like MCWAY) the most important thing is devotion to god. This life is but a brief moment before eternity. Do you think that a MCWAY believes that god is watching him when he is taking a nasty dump? Or he is fucking his wife or eating out her pussy? Would Jesus do something like that?

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Although this post is somewhat rude and antagonistic, it has an interesting topic IMO.

What it boils down to:

How do Christians feel about giving in to lust, and forgetting about their relationship with the Lord for a moment?

Or are anyone capable of focusing on both God and having sex? If so, what is that like?

And how about certain sexual positions, and acts, how do you feel doing them, do you think your Faith have any "opinion" as far as what you practice sexually (eg girl-girl sex, sodomy et al).
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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 12:27:18 AM »
Although this post is somewhat rude and antagonistic, it has an interesting topic IMO.

What it boils down to:

How do Christians feel about giving in to lust, and forgetting about their relationship with the Lord for a moment?

Or are anyone capable of focusing on both God and having sex? If so, what is that like?

And how about certain sexual positions, and acts, how do you feel doing them, do you think your Faith have any "opinion" as far as what you practice sexually (eg girl-girl sex, sodomy et al).

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 10:24:17 AM »
Although this post is somewhat rude and antagonistic, it has an interesting topic IMO.

What it boils down to:

How do Christians feel about giving in to lust, and forgetting about their relationship with the Lord for a moment?

Or are anyone capable of focusing on both God and having sex? If so, what is that like?

And how about certain sexual positions, and acts, how do you feel doing them, do you think your Faith have any "opinion" as far as what you practice sexually (eg girl-girl sex, sodomy et al).

Well, Christians believe that God made sex, as a gift for man and woman, to be used within the bonds of marriage. Per the Creation account, the edict was "Be fruitful and multiply". So, it's hardly a case of "forgetting about God", when He commads us to have sex with our spouses.


Check out 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

"Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

Lust is fine; sex is great. The gist is that it's supposed to be done between a man and his wife. As the verse from Genesis goes and as Jesus reiterated in the Gospels, "For this reason shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his WIFE and the two shall become one flesh".

This whole hangup about sex appears to come from Catholic doctrine (which historically has not always jived with "Thus saith the Lord"). In particular, I believe it started with Augustine. If I have the story down correctly, basically, he was a "ho", before he got saved. He simply went from one extreme (screwing everything with a pulse) to the other (deeming sex as evil, to be avoided, unless and solely for making babies).

As for sodomy, the term is a somewhat floating one (at least in the United States) . The broad defintion of sodomy is defined as a sexual act, other than intercourse (penis-vagina style). Some people limit sodomy exclusively to its most infamous form, anal intercourse. The primary point behind sodomy laws(no pun intended) was to outlaw homosexual behavior, as the term "sodomy" is named after one of the two cities, in which gay men tried to rape Lot's guests in the book of Genesis.

My take is this: The Bible defines the proper parameters sexual behavior. It's between a man and woman, within the boundaries of marriage. I see few, if any, limits to the types of sexual behavior within marriage. As Paul would say, "Dwell with one another, according to knowledge". In other words, husband and wife should discuss the thing that they like, sexually, and come to some form of agreement.

Bottom line: as long as it's between a man and his wife, let the freakin' begin (or continue)  ;D

I have no problem with discussing the topic of sex, as it relates to Christianity. But, Trapezkerl didn't open this thread to start an open, intelligent discussionisn about this issue. He's trying to deflect from the fact that he plungered himself with this whole Nazareth thing.


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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 10:28:38 AM »
If you are a serious believer (like MCWAY) the most important thing is devotion to god. This life is but a brief moment before eternity. Do you think that a MCWAY believes that god is watching him when he is taking a nasty dump? Or he is fucking his wife or eating out her pussy? Would Jesus do something like that?

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 11:28:38 AM »
Well, Christians believe that God made sex, as a gift for man and woman, to be used within the bonds of marriage. Per the Creation account, the edict was "Be fruitful and multiply". So, it's hardly a case of "forgetting about God", when He commads us to have sex with our spouses.


Check out 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

"Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

Lust is fine; sex is great. The gist is that it's supposed to be done between a man and his wife. As the verse from Genesis goes and as Jesus reiterated in the Gospels, "For this reason shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his WIFE and the two shall become one flesh".

This whole hangup about sex appears to come from Catholic doctrine (which historically has not always jived with "Thus saith the Lord"). In particular, I believe it started with Augustine. If I have the story down correctly, basically, he was a "ho", before he got saved. He simply went from one extreme (screwing everything with a pulse) to the other (deeming sex as evil, to be avoided, unless and solely for making babies).

As for sodomy, the term is a somewhat floating one (at least in the United States) . The broad defintion of sodomy is defined as a sexual act, other than intercourse (penis-vagina style). Some people limit sodomy exclusively to its most infamous form, anal intercourse. The primary point behind sodomy it was to outlaw homosexual behavior, as the term "sodomy" is named after one of the two cities, in which gay men tried to rape Lot's guests in the book of Genesis.

My take is this: The Bible defines the proper parameters sexual behavior. It's between a man and woman, within the boundaries of marriage. I see few, if any, limits to the types of sexual behavior within marriage. As Paul would say, "Dwell with one another, according to knowledge". In other words, husband and wife should discuss the thing that they like, sexually, and come to some form of agreement.

Bottom line: as long as it's between a man and his wife, let the freakin' begin (or continue)  ;D

I have no problem with discussing the topic of sex, as it relates to Christianity. But, Trapezkerl didn't open this thread to start an open, intelligent discussionisn about this issue. He's trying to deflect from the fact that he plungered himself with this whole Nazareth thing.


Good post.

I'll take the other part of the question.  I don't ever try to tune God out of my head at any time.  I pray frequently throughout the day no matter what I'm doing.  He knows we defecate.  :)
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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 11:50:00 AM »
Why are you so angry, Trapezkerl? ???

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 12:13:25 PM »
Well, Christians believe that God made sex, as a gift for man and woman, to be used within the bonds of marriage. Per the Creation account, the edict was "Be fruitful and multiply". So, it's hardly a case of "forgetting about God", when He commads us to have sex with our spouses.


Check out 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

"Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

Lust is fine; sex is great. The gist is that it's supposed to be done between a man and his wife. As the verse from Genesis goes and as Jesus reiterated in the Gospels, "For this reason shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his WIFE and the two shall become one flesh".

This whole hangup about sex appears to come from Catholic doctrine (which historically has not always jived with "Thus saith the Lord"). In particular, I believe it started with Augustine. If I have the story down correctly, basically, he was a "ho", before he got saved. He simply went from one extreme (screwing everything with a pulse) to the other (deeming sex as evil, to be avoided, unless and solely for making babies).

As for sodomy, the term is a somewhat floating one (at least in the United States) . The broad defintion of sodomy is defined as a sexual act, other than intercourse (penis-vagina style). Some people limit sodomy exclusively to its most infamous form, anal intercourse. The primary point behind sodomy laws(no pun intended) was to outlaw homosexual behavior, as the term "sodomy" is named after one of the two cities, in which gay men tried to rape Lot's guests in the book of Genesis.

My take is this: The Bible defines the proper parameters sexual behavior. It's between a man and woman, within the boundaries of marriage. I see few, if any, limits to the types of sexual behavior within marriage. As Paul would say, "Dwell with one another, according to knowledge". In other words, husband and wife should discuss the thing that they like, sexually, and come to some form of agreement.

Bottom line: as long as it's between a man and his wife, let the freakin' begin (or continue)  ;D

I have no problem with discussing the topic of sex, as it relates to Christianity. But, Trapezkerl didn't open this thread to start an open, intelligent discussionisn about this issue. He's trying to deflect from the fact that he plungered himself with this whole Nazareth thing.



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18 May your fountain be blessed,
       and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.

 19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
       may her breasts satisfy you always,
       may you ever be captivated by her love.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 12:14:11 PM »
Nice to see the Lord is a boob man like me 8)

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 12:16:25 PM »
Nice to see the Lord is a boob man like me 8)

That does not mean that the Lord is a boob man, but He knows you and many men are, and that's okay.   ;D

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2008, 12:18:44 PM »
That does not mean that the Lord is a boob man, but He knows you and many men are, and that's okay.   ;D

It's not Okay with Jesus. He says that if you so much as look at a woman and desire her, then you have committed adultery ::)

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 12:22:46 PM »
It's not Okay with Jesus. He says that if you so much as look at a woman and desire her, then you have committed adultery ::)

It's okay with Jesus if the woman is your wife.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2008, 12:23:33 PM »
It's okay with Jesus if the woman is your wife.

Yeah I'm single... and have been committing this specific form of "adultery" like 5 times a day since I was 12... I got a pretty long rap sheet with the Lord!

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2008, 12:28:52 PM »
Yeah I'm single... and have been committing this specific form of "adultery" like 5 times a day since I was 12... I got a pretty long rap sheet with the Lord!

Well, that's an eye opener to people who think that because they are single and still virgin, never stolen anything, etc. that they are perfect and don't need a saviour.  Nobody is perfect and we all need a saviour.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2008, 12:31:09 PM »
No man.. I don't need to be saved from girls with nice tits. I like looking at them. I don't stare, or stalk, or rape, or anything. I just like a pair of big natural titties and there's nothing wrong or "adulterous" with that.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2008, 12:31:55 PM »
It's not Okay with Jesus. He says that if you so much as look at a woman and desire her, then you have committed adultery ::)

I believe that Jesus' point was that adultery starts in the mind with a man's thoughts. And, it is there that the lust needs to be checked. That's not easy, not by any stretch of the imagination.

In the same vein (as He mentioned in the same chapter), murder starts with hateful thoughts towards somebody else. Theft starts with greed and covetous thoughts. Jesus' teachings emphasized a change in heart and mind. Once that's done, the outward behavior will be under control.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2008, 12:36:33 PM »
I believe that Jesus' point was that adultery starts in the mind with a man's thoughts. And, it is there that the lust needs to be checked. That's not easy, not by any stretch of the imagination.

In the same vein (as He mentioned in the same chapter), murder starts with hateful thoughts towards somebody else. Theft starts with greed and covetous thoughts. Jesus' teachings emphasized a change in heart and mind. Once that's done, the outward behavior will be under control.

Very true!  I agree.

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2008, 12:49:19 PM »

is it ok if i beat the meat every night with sexual thoughts, i sure don't wanna go to hell for that  :-[
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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2008, 04:44:51 PM »
is it ok if i beat the meat every night with sexual thoughts, i sure don't wanna go to hell for that  :-[

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Re: Do believers tune god out of their heads when they shit and fuck?
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2008, 08:18:00 PM »
Although this post is somewhat rude and antagonistic, it has an interesting topic IMO.

What it boils down to:

How do Christians feel about giving in to lust, and forgetting about their relationship with the Lord for a moment?

Or are anyone capable of focusing on both God and having sex? If so, what is that like?

And how about certain sexual positions, and acts, how do you feel doing them, do you think your Faith have any "opinion" as far as what you practice sexually (eg girl-girl sex, sodomy et al).

I guess when your girl  says "Oh God", and  "Jesus F**king Christ", when having a orgasm, she is not thinking of the Lord, or thanking him for that orgasm ;D