Brutal and Epic Candidate Meltdown! Swearing and Going Nuts!

[Deicide]

 

mother fucker i gave you some good information..legit information.   say thank you and shut your fuckin mouth
bro i only post on this site for entertainment nowdays..   iv learned that most of the people here dont really know jackshit. besides a few...and they are on the only board that i now post on with any type of seriousness.     sure, ive had some pretty wacked theories. but they have all had more basis in fact than all the other bullshit people post. the latest one, where people thought it was so hilarious when i said you cant store body fat in the abcense of carbohydrates...just proves my point. bunch of fda advised dumb mother fuckers that dont understand jack shit about nutrition or the body besides "calories in vs. calories out"...which doesnt even mean jack shit. calorie? CALORIE? thats the stupidest fucking term in all of nutrition. who gives a fuck about calories...or basal metabolic rate, or daily intake....   noneof that shit matters...what matters is the body, its hormones, and its metabolic processes. macronutrients, digestion rates, and how chemicals interact and interrelate. thats what matters.   " i have a bmr of 2565, and i ate 2250...thats a caloric deficit of 300 cals..." yo, who the fuck cares, what does that even mean?   that could mean that you lost 2 lbs of muscle and gained 2 lbs of fat....OR it could mean that you gained a few ounces of muscle and lost a lb of fat.....        but mother fuckers dont understand this shit.      so yeah....im done giving the stupid mother fuckers of this board advice.     

[BroadStreetBruiser]

such anger and spelling

[Camel Jockey]

hahaha Epic meltdown from a wigger in withdrawl.  

You should feel honored and all, but still remember that you haven't made it until you get a pm threat from Derek Anthony.  

[Deicide]

HE says there is no such thing as a calorie! Holy Shit....

[AVBG]

i hope he keeps his promise about not giving out advice.

[Camel Jockey]

HE says there is no such thing as a calorie! Holy Shit....

Soon he'll say that you should bite yourself once per hour in order to scoop up skin cells and increase overall protein intake by 1 gram for the day.  

[windsor88]

Internet tough guy.   

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I'm told "guy" isn't the best way to start off a conversation internet or otherwise.

[Deicide]

I think he is insane, no joke, stark, bloody barmy!

[Bast000]

So his advice is to eat zero carbs.   

[technokc]

everyone better hurry up and get their laughs now before congress passes those internet harrassing laws.  Soon as this kid offs himself from his daily rapings on getbig your all gonna fry.

Hope it was worth it.

[Deicide]

everyone better hurry up and get their laughs now before congress passes those internet harrassing laws.  Soon as this kid offs himself from his daily rapings on getbig your all gonna fry.

Hope it was worth it.

It was.

There is no such thing as a calorie.....

[Zach Trowbridge]

He spends all his time trying to reinvent the wheel when it comes to nutrition, when there's no legitimate evidence that he even works out.  Shit, who needs carbs when you have crack anyway?

[Army of One]

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[gordiano]

i hope he keeps his promise about not giving out advice.

If only we were so lucky....

[busyB]

So his advice is to eat zero carbs.   

If it was only that simple....

This fine exert is from the nutrition board.

[Smokincrazy]

Those pics are classic

[kiwiol]

so yeah....im done giving the stupid mother fuckers of this board advice.     

If this is indeed true, then it's a cause for much celebration, not to mention as good a thing as Jumpstart getting put in Timeout