Author Topic: Esquire : A firsthand account from a man who will never do [steroids] again  (Read 1011 times)

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"Testicular atrophy is the most well-known side effect of steroid abuse. It's an inherent irony: Here you are trying to turn yourself into an žberman while the most obvious manifestation of your manhood dwindles before your eyes. Female users suffer the opposite reaction: Their clitorises become so swelled that in extreme cases they resemble a tiny penis.

Basically, you inject so much testosterone that you rob your gonads of purpose; they enter dormancy for the duration of your cycle. And while I knew this would happen, the physical sensation was beyond horrible. This rude clenching inside my scrotum, a pair of tiny hands grasping the spermatic cords and tightening into fists. "No more testosterone!" my balls cried. "Closed for business!" I sat up in the dark, gasping, clutching them to make sure they were still there. Within days they had shrunk to half their normal size: sad, shriveled grapes."


On second though, I may actually do a cycle.  Having baby balls sounds kind of cool. ;D  Consider, this guy only did one cycle, imagine a lifetime of use?  Every person is different, but it's funny how people only speak on the up sides to drug use, never...my balls don't work, hair fell out, etc.  Especially on this site, so many are steroids "warriors", but never speak on the down sides...strange. :-\
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imagine a lifetime of use?

Presumably Jay's huevos are now pasas.

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Presumably Jay's huevos are now pasas.

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  And while I don't use steroids myself, that article is just another in a long line of one-sided scare tactics.

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"Testicular atrophy is the most well-known side effect of steroid abuse. It's an inherent irony: Here you are trying to turn yourself into an žberman while the most obvious manifestation of your manhood dwindles before your eyes. Female users suffer the opposite reaction: Their clitorises become so swelled that in extreme cases they resemble a tiny penis.

Basically, you inject so much testosterone that you rob your gonads of purpose; they enter dormancy for the duration of your cycle. And while I knew this would happen, the physical sensation was beyond horrible. This rude clenching inside my scrotum, a pair of tiny hands grasping the spermatic cords and tightening into fists. "No more testosterone!" my balls cried. "Closed for business!" I sat up in the dark, gasping, clutching them to make sure they were still there. Within days they had shrunk to half their normal size: sad, shriveled grapes."


thats cause not everybody loses ball size on a cycle, in fact I think it is a rare side effect.

On second though, I may actually do a cycle.  Having baby balls sounds kind of cool. ;D  Consider, this guy only did one cycle, imagine a lifetime of use?  Every person is different, but it's funny how people only speak on the up sides to drug use, never...my balls don't work, hair fell out, etc.  Especially on this site, so many are steroids "warriors", but never speak on the down sides...strange. :-\

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Cranky waiting for Lou Dobbs to come on?

It means: Jay's testicles are the size of raisins.