I was on the computer the other day and had the TV on, the show was "Alien Hunters", and this guy was talking about being abducted by aliens. He said he knew something was up when he noticed his underwear was on backwards. They went thru the whole hypnosis thing. I started laughing...
1.) These Aliens that were doing the abduction must have been rookies, you go thru the whole deal of wiping the dude's mind, but put is boxers on backwards...I guess they figured the slip was for his poop shoot. Or they were playing a joke. I thought the deal was to make sure we didn't know what had happened.
2.) These Aliens are not too observant, If the dude you abducted had his boxers on one way, chances are, that was the way they were supposed to be after you were done with him. Or They probably thought that he put his underwear on backwards before he was abducted.
3.) If this guy really was abducted, this shows that Aliens are not necessarily more intelligent to us, they lack common sense. Put shit back like it was .
4.) Or, this dude was tripping on some good shit. Was getting some good head, wound up hitting the neighbors daughter, got found, and put his underwear on backwards while trying to outrun dad. Then concocted the alien abduction story.