You seen this muscular hunk before?

[TrueGrit]

Awesome

[hammerfist]

one word buddy; Nair!

[ConanCarl]

MANGROOMER

[lovemonkey]

All Nuts.

[TrueGrit]

All Nuts.

Surprised they haven't atrophied tbh!

[Obvious Gimmick]

massive HGH cranium expansion

[JohnnyVegas]

A young and eager George the Animal Steel?

Nah, a young Nasser before he started balding......

[stuntmovie]

Squirrels are smart critters. We had one in the attic once and my bro in law went up there and plugged up the hole so he couldn't get back in.

But that damn squirrel came down to the yard while we were having a B-B-Q and stood on it's hind legs and raised a racket, all the while looking at my bro in law.

So my bro in law who says he knows "squirrel talk", went back up on the roof and removed the wood that he had placed there only a few hours earlier.

As soon as he removed that blockage, a terrified female squirrel came running out and made a dash for the nearest tree and joined up with that male squirrel.

They were seen yesterday living happily ever after on the lower levels of the backyard redwood tree and the male still comes down and raises hell whenever the bird feeder is empty.

True story.

[marcus]

Looks like he's got some oil in the biceps.

[bodybuilder1234]

Squirrels are smart critters. We had one in the attic once and my bro in law went up there and plugged up the hole so he couldn't get back in.

But that damn squirrel came down to the yard while we were having a B-B-Q and stood on it's hind legs and raised a racket, all the while looking at my bro in law.

So my bro in law who says he knows "squirrel talk", went back up on the roof and removed the wood that he had placed there only a few hours earlier.

As soon as he removed that blockage, a terrified female squirrel came running out and made a dash for the nearest tree and joined up with that male squirrel.

They were seen yesterday living happily ever after on the lower levels of the backyard redwood tree and the male still comes down and raises hell whenever the bird feeder is empty.

True story.

such an elaborate story on a pointless thread...
You've lost my respect completely

[emn1964]

related to this guy?

[marcus]

related to this guy?

That was him before steroids. His nuts are much smaller now.

[BayGBM]

Awesome

Musclebear?  yes. 

Musclesquirrel?  No. 

[freespirit]

Musclebear?  yes. 

Musclesquirrel?  No. 

We know your preferences, bay.   

[BayGBM]

We know your preferences, bay.   

And I know yours! 

[DK II]

Squirrels are smart critters. We had one in the attic once and my bro in law went up there and plugged up the hole so he couldn't get back in.

But that damn squirrel came down to the yard while we were having a B-B-Q and stood on it's hind legs and raised a racket, all the while looking at my bro in law.

So my bro in law who says he knows "squirrel talk", went back up on the roof and removed the wood that he had placed there only a few hours earlier.

As soon as he removed that blockage, a terrified female squirrel came running out and made a dash for the nearest tree and joined up with that male squirrel.

They were seen yesterday living happily ever after on the lower levels of the backyard redwood tree and the male still comes down and raises hell whenever the bird feeder is empty.

True story.

that almost brought tears to my eyes! Is squirrel talk hard to learn?

We once had a squirrel in our garden and around christmas time, we had a platter of nuts placed behind the window on the first floor. The squirrel bumped his head about a dozen times on the window because he wanted to get the nuts. We had to remove the platter because the poor squirrel would have died smashing his head on the window.

It's true though squirrels have a strong empathic bound between each other, when a squirrel gets overrn by a car other squirrels will actually remove the body from the street and mourn next to it.

[Bobby]

Isn't that Dexters master/guru?

[burn2live]

Awesome

Brutal 2cm ears