You sir are the kind of fool who invites a bunch of guys from your new work place to a party at home and when they arrive later to find no chairs in the living room but just big 16" by 6" upright dildos 'standing' on the floor, tell them, "Just pick one and sit on it boys - there's plenty of Astroglide to pass around. BTW, the really big one in the middle here is mine. And let me know if someone wants me to push their stool in - I'll be glad to help"