since it's sunday and we don't work out on sunday it's a day of rest and peace and quiet i was wondering what kinda rituals do you go through on sundays to prepare for the battle ahead of you starting monday?
This is easy...
10:00am. Wake up, take a piss. Brew coffee. Lay back down until the coffee machine starts to beep.
10:30am. Sitting in front of the TV sipping on coffee. Thinking about how lazy I am to make breakfast or go out to eat.
10:45am. Logs on Getbig.
11:00am. Coffe kicks in...rush to the bathroom. Drop a deuce.
11:10am. Sits back in front of computer. Reads Getbig. Posts a few times. Checks e-mail, then check Getbig again to see who responded what to my last post.
11:30am. Decides on BRUNCH. Waits for ol' lady to shower. Stay on Getbig and read threads and answer PMs.
NOON. Ol' lady is dressed and ready to go. Hear her remind me of how sick my obsession w/ Getbig is.
12:15pm. Head to AppleBea's or Bennigans. Order appetizers, mega lunch and dessert. Think about Getbig and who may be saying what about who.
2:30pm. Back home. Pretend to need to check e-mail for something important, really log onto Getbig to see what who is saying about who and what.
2:45pm. Lay on couch, flip through channels. Dip on some Skoal.
3:30pm. Ol' lady goes to BlockBuster to pick up a few new movies. Pretend to be too sedated and lethargic to go with. Log onto Getbig the split second she closes the door behind her.
4:15pm. Log off when you see the car pull up. Hurry back to the couch and pretend you haven't budged.
5:30pm. Make a sandwich or some other lazy man's concoction. Still refuse to shower despite her claims of how bad I smell.
6:00pm. Watch movie. Wonder in the back of my mind who is saying what about who and why on Getbig.
8:30pm. Watch other movie. Go into kitchen to eat a chocolate eclaire. Text Special Ed and ask if he's heard from Squadfather yet.
10:45pm. Make a peanutbutter/jelly sandwich. Last dip before bedtime. Use the important e-mail excuse again. Really log onto Getbig to see who is saying what about who and why.
11:00pm. Drop final deuce of the day. Go to bed. Play Tetris on Gameboy hoping to get past Level-10 this time.
11:20pm. Nope! Got backed up at Level-7. Try again tomorrow.
11:30pm. Eyes are closed. Thinking about who might be saying what about who and why on Getbig.