I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v

[mass 04]

to all the children that pumphard has put the moves on over the years. This is for all the kids that have felt the creepy eyes of a fat man stare at them from a 1992 Astro Van while they play soccer. This is for all the kids who have been invited to Sneeky Dee's for juice boxes and a game of "where are you touching". This is for all the kids that have had the misfortune of a fat guy in a Santa suit ask them to sit on his lap..... in the middle of August. I hope one day the kids of Toronto can roam the streets in peace, without the fear of a 578 lb "man" chasing them on his rascle scooter. These posts are for you.

[Zaphod]

I just poored out a little of my myoplex for all the kiddies that have wandered plumpards way. 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

to all the children that pumphard has put the moves on over the years. This is for all the kids that have felt the creepy eyes of a fat man stare at them from a 1992 Astro Van while they play soccer. This is for all the kids who have been invited to Sneeky Dee's for juice boxes and a game of "where are you touching". This is for all the kids that have had the misfortune of a fat guy in a Santa suit ask them to sit on his lap..... in the middle of August. I hope one day the kids of Toronto can roam the streets in peace, without the fear of a 578 lb "man" chasing them on his rascle scooter. These posts are for you.

BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Masterpiece



Too bad it's true

[windsor88]

I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   

Ya know the sickest part about it, he wears MICKEY MOUSE shirts when he's working out the gym...why else would he do that except to lure kids???

[windsor88]

Ya know the sickest part about it, he wears MICKEY MOUSE shirts when he's working out the gym...why else would he do that except to lure kids???

well I know the truth to that profile.  I can't believe he has the gall to still post here.  He really should be investigated to be honest.

[chaos]

I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   

3 words for you......run.......by... .....macing.

[Havenbull]

LOL at this thread... effin classic 

however, pumphard truly needs to be hung, drawn, and quartered.

[steveeray]

3 words for you......run.......by... .....macing.

Just picture a LE officer jogging and just pitches a flash bang in the car.
That would be a Ytube special.
Nobody saw nothing