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I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« on: June 12, 2008, 04:06:35 PM »
to all the children that pumphard has put the moves on over the years. This is for all the kids that have felt the creepy eyes of a fat man stare at them from a 1992 Astro Van while they play soccer. This is for all the kids who have been invited to Sneeky Dee's for juice boxes and a game of "where are you touching". This is for all the kids that have had the misfortune of a fat guy in a Santa suit ask them to sit on his lap..... in the middle of August. I hope one day the kids of Toronto can roam the streets in peace, without the fear of a 578 lb "man" chasing them on his rascle scooter. These posts are for you.

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 06:14:01 PM »
I just poored out a little of my myoplex for all the kiddies that have wandered plumpards way.  :(

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 07:40:30 PM »
to all the children that pumphard has put the moves on over the years. This is for all the kids that have felt the creepy eyes of a fat man stare at them from a 1992 Astro Van while they play soccer. This is for all the kids who have been invited to Sneeky Dee's for juice boxes and a game of "where are you touching". This is for all the kids that have had the misfortune of a fat guy in a Santa suit ask them to sit on his lap..... in the middle of August. I hope one day the kids of Toronto can roam the streets in peace, without the fear of a 578 lb "man" chasing them on his rascle scooter. These posts are for you.

BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Masterpiece ;D



Too bad it's true >:(

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 08:23:18 PM »
I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   >:(

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 08:25:31 PM »
I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   >:(

Ya know the sickest part about it, he wears MICKEY MOUSE shirts when he's working out the gym...why else would he do that except to lure kids??? >:(

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 08:27:02 PM »
Ya know the sickest part about it, he wears MICKEY MOUSE shirts when he's working out the gym...why else would he do that except to lure kids??? >:(

well I know the truth to that profile.  I can't believe he has the gall to still post here.  He really should be investigated to be honest.

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 08:40:35 PM »
I always see these pumphard types at the park when I run.  They just sit in their cars staring.  Usually older dudes.  Fucking sick bastards.   >:(
3 words for you......run.......by... .....macing.

Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 09:58:55 PM »
LOL at this thread... effin classic  ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

however, pumphard truly needs to be hung, drawn, and quartered.

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Re: I'd like to dedicate my posts on the v
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 11:25:18 PM »
3 words for you......run.......by... .....macing.



Just picture a LE officer jogging and just pitches a flash bang in the car.
That would be a Ytube special.
Nobody saw nothing  :o ;D