to all the children that pumphard has put the moves on over the years. This is for all the kids that have felt the creepy eyes of a fat man stare at them from a 1992 Astro Van while they play soccer. This is for all the kids who have been invited to Sneeky Dee's for juice boxes and a game of "where are you touching". This is for all the kids that have had the misfortune of a fat guy in a Santa suit ask them to sit on his lap..... in the middle of August. I hope one day the kids of Toronto can roam the streets in peace, without the fear of a 578 lb "man" chasing them on his rascle scooter. These posts are for you.