L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'
Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn
When he looks down below, and what does he see?
Two cajuns pullin' a black on ski's!
So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"
And them two cajuns just looked at each other
And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."
"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"
O-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a black?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS)
Who likes a black?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a black?
And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger
Rich man travelin' down thru the South
Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out
When he paid the doctor the charges due
He said "My black chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"
"Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler!
Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00
Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth
We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!"
Chorus
There ain't much difference 'tween a black and a donkey
'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey
Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree
There's not very much more that you can see.
But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck
While a black sits down and draws a gov't check
The black should be smarter, as a general rule
But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!
