idiots on the roads

[NaturalWonder83]

so im driving to work the other day and i come down a big hill and approach a red light...but this idiot woman was having trouble backing her pick up truck w/ a mattress in the bed out...she was looking all frazzelled in the driver seat and she had this dumb woman standing in the street helping her back out...i shook my head and had a wtf look on my face, and this woman looks at me like im a psycho...sure enough after like 775 hours she makes it out and her idiot friend gets in the truck and keeps looking at me in her side view mirror like im the dumb one...and to add innury to insult, she makes the green light but im stuck at another red light cuz of her

ughhhh

[webcake]

I hate it when shit like that happems. Especially worse when they stare at you like your the one being stupid. Good thing you didn't get too angry or upset. They're not worth it.

[K-1]

I feel this thread has some potential....time for my "B*tch

So I'm leaving the gym....I have to basically cross over southbound double lane of traffic...head to center and merge into oncoming traffic going northboud when I leave my gym.

now....realize that center area where I need to be drivers heading north can use that to cross over to the gym and drivers heading south use it to head to apartments on the other side...so basically this is a dangerous crossing and you have the potential to get creamed if you aren't on your sh*t paying attention not only to oncoming from both sides...but to see if somebody is going to turn either way and T bone your a$$ when you go.

long story short this impatient a$$ behind me leaving the gym...once I hit that center I stop because cars are hauling northbound...this fool pulls up just to my right (BLINDSPOT..now I can't see SH*T coming).....then inches forward even more.....get this  LOOKING AT ME as if to say "Go Ahead".....I roll my window down like "bitch you are in my way...I can't see"...sure i'm gonna take your word for it when cars are hauling a$$ towards me before u showed up and just go right....lol

I waved his dumba$$ along just shaking my head.

[NaturalWonder83]

I feel this thread has some potential....time for my "B*tch

So I'm leaving the gym....I have to basically cross over southbound double lane of traffic...head to center and merge into oncoming traffic going northboud when I leave my gym.

now....realize that center area where I need to be drivers heading north can use that to cross over to the gym and drivers heading south use it to head to apartments on the other side...so basically this is a dangerous crossing and you have the potential to get creamed if you aren't on your sh*t paying attention not only to oncoming from both sides...but to see if somebody is going to turn either way and T bone your a$$ when you go.

long story short this impatient a$$ behind me leaving the gym...once I hit that center I stop because cars are hauling northbound...this fool pulls up just to my right (BLINDSPOT..now I can't see SH*T coming).....then inches forward even more.....get this  LOOKING AT ME as if to say "Go Ahead".....I roll my window down like "bitch you are in my way...I can't see"...sure i'm gonna take your word for it when cars are hauling a$$ towards me before u showed up and just go right....lol

I waved his dumba$$ along just shaking my head.

what a scumbag...i hear ya man

[Eyeball Chambers]

I can't stand morons who block the fast lane.

*LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!*

*Upon all roadways any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing shall be driven in the right-hand lane then available for traffic*

[Hugo Chavez]

I can't stand morons who block the fast lane.

*LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!*

*Upon all roadways any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing shall be driven in the right-hand lane then available for traffic*

The left lane is so much better than the slow ass right lane

[K-1]

I can't stand morons who block the fast lane.

*LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!*

This one gets me ALL the time especially during the holiday season where it's obvious no one knows the left lane is for passing and they just set cruise control in that mofo with a van load of kids not actually knowing that sh*t is dangerous as all hell and they are risking lives out there doing stupid sh*t like that.

One overly aggressive driver + that van in cruise control full of kids in the left lane + everyone else trying to jockey to see what the hold up is and manuver(sp)= disaster waiting to happen all the freaking time. 

I just shake my head and slow the hell down now since I have no freaking clue what the "left lane cruiser" is trying to accomplish these days. Not to mention how they try to get over in the right lane after the 50th car passes then to the right and ONLY THEN will they damn near cause a pile by jumping infront of a car in the right lane because if FINALLY kicked in they were holding up everyone......might as well STAY IN THE LEFT FOOL.....DON"T CHANGE NOW!!!

[NaturalWonder83]

so im driving down the busy road and this mini van of fat women cut me off...so i get pissed of course and flip them the finger and honk...as we keep driivng they pull into the left turn laner and right as i drive past them they wave at me...to mock me...hell no...i do a fast u turn, tires screeching and tail them...now i can see thei fat faces looking at me in the side mirrors and rear view mirror and they start flying through the parking lot to get away from me...so weve weaving in and out of lanes and spaces and i continue to tail em...we keep driving on these back roads and theyre going at least 80mph...finally i decide this is nuts and i drive away

[chaos]

This thread should be titled "meltdowns"

[K-1]

so im driving down the busy road and this mini van of fat women cut me off...so i get pissed of course and flip them the finger and honk...as we keep driivng they pull into the left turn laner and right as i drive past them they wave at me...to mock me...hell no...i do a fast u turn, tires screeching and tail them...now i can see thei fat faces looking at me in the side mirrors and rear view mirror and they start flying through the parking lot to get away from me...so weve weaving in and out of lanes and spaces and i continue to tail em...we keep driving on these back roads and theyre going at least 80mph...finally i decide this is nuts and i drive away

damn NW83....you was almost on some old "mississippi burning" type sh*t the that "driving down these back roads" part.

I was waiting for you to say you had a roadblock set up or something. LOL

good stuff. Should of ate some jelly donuts while you mocked them to torture them...throw a protein shake at them...... (I know .......that was wrong ......but funny) lol.

I love this thread. Let the rage continue............

[NaturalWonder83]

so one day im leaving work and i need to cross 2 lanes of traffic to exit the lot...traffic is heavy both ways...so i make a break for it and cut off and oncoming car...they honk...so i lean on the horn and flip them off...now they start tailing me...im in right lane, and theres a car in lane next to me...i keep up with the car next to me to create a moving roadblock...the car is going nuts behind me...so i speed up a bit and he tries to cut around me to get next to me but again i catch up to another car next to me to create another roadblock...now were speeding down the road going about 80mph and im hoping no cops are out cuz they usually are on this road...i get up to the red light and slam on my brakes...he comes up behind me then i blast through the red light waving him the finger...he cant get through cuz of all the other traffic now!

[youandme]

one time I was waiting on a parking spot from a couple pulling out and I was waving my hand for them to keep on backing up since they could not see the car behind them.....well they hit the car...and I went to eat somewhere else.

[K-1]

so one day im leaving work and i need to cross 2 lanes of traffic to exit the lot...traffic is heavy both ways...so i make a break for it and cut off and oncoming car...they honk...so i lean on the horn and flip them off...now they start tailing me...im in right lane, and theres a car in lane next to me...i keep up with the car next to me to create a moving roadblock...the car is going nuts behind me...so i speed up a bit and he tries to cut around me to get next to me but again i catch up to another car next to me to create another roadblock...now were speeding down the road going about 80mph and im hoping no cops are out cuz they usually are on this road...i get up to the red light and slam on my brakes...he comes up behind me then i blast through the red light waving him the finger...he cant get through cuz of all the other traffic now!

dude...I'm expecting your next encounter to include: gunfire, extremely high speed chase, helicopters and a white ford bronco. 

[K-1]

one time I was waiting on a parking spot from a couple pulling out and I was waving my hand for them to keep on backing up since they could not see the car behind them.....well they hit the car...and I went to eat somewhere else.

LMAO....aww man! lol